Jerri Blank

      "Hi I'm Jerri Blank and I'm and alcoholic. I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as mainline narcotics. Some people say..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        Flatpoint High

      • Occupation:

        High school Student/ex-Junkie Whore

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Glint, painting, my donkey, friends, my teachers, skag, junk, horse, tic, violin, the hole and the pole, bowling, high school, hot fruit, Moroccan beads, Ben Wah Balls, Vibrators, Cucumbers, Carrots, Wooden Paddles, Cedar Shoe Trees, Cat of Nine Tails, Feisty Gerbils

      • Favorite Movies:

        El Carne Loco

      • Favorite Music:

        Buddha Stalin, BOC, Ted Nugent, Van Halen

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Strangers with Candy, Chimp and Goose, medical operation films

      • About Me:

        Hi I'm Jerri Blank and I'm and alcoholic.
        I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as mainline narcotics.
        Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a way to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It's kind of like the chicken or the nugget.
        The point is I'm addicted to gambling.
        Oh and...(sniff)...my daddy's in a coma. Thank you.

        Send me email/add me as your friend: jerri@breaqz.com

        I've been in love more times than I care to remember, and most of the times I couldn't remember if I tried. When that damn lovey feeling comes over me my reactions are always different. Back in '84 I fell in love with my pimp, Santos, and began scratching violently. In 1990 I fell in love with a horse after a short but life changing video shoot for a independent production company. I felt that no man could ever hope to offer me what that horse gave me that day so I felt sad. Sad at the thought that a woman like me and a horse like him would never make it in this closed minded world. Then came my greatest love Penelope, my cell mate during the final 3 years of my sentence for drug running and prostitution. There I realized that true love is being someone's bitch. As her bitch, Penelope would always get me my cigarettes, spot me in the weight room, and stick a shiv in any con who even looked at me sideways. I felt complete security while at the same time feeling trapped, but I chalked that up as a reaction to being locked in a cage for 10 years.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Boozers, users, and losers.

      Testimonials and Comments for Jerri

      • Brian
      • Posted
      • SOOOKIE!!! Rest in peace.
      • Baby Jesus
      • Posted
      • What's the difference between being married and in love, and single and in the back of a car?
      • John
      • Posted
      • I'll make your pinky REALLLLL STINKY!!!
      • Mal
      • Posted
      • I watched you stoned the other night...and it was the BEST fucking thing I had ever seen in my life. You are wonderful:)
      • Molly
      • Posted
      • Ah, Jerri...I'd never hit you, I'd NEVER hit ya. I just got this temper, you see? I just get so frustrated when you don't listen. Huh,understand?

        I need you to say...that you understand.
      • john james
      • Posted
      • Did you do the Dirty Sanchez with Dustin Diamond?
        (Dirty Sanchez (also known as a "Filthy Sanchez") is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner in the form of a mustache following anal sex. This act can be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched as performed by Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame.)

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