Ian

      I dare not spill, as my shirt is Dry Clean Only.

      "New design features space-age polymers! I prefer slacks to dungarees. I use a lot of "I" statements. If I were a DVD,..."

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      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • I don't for one second advocate the ownership of one human being by another human being. (In fact the 13th amendment is probably my favorite, except the 21st, of course.) That being said, if I had the opportunity, I would buy Ian faster than you can say "I love the 80's 3D."

        And if you somehow find this offensive, then maybe you don't realize just how Iancredibly fun this guy.
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • Happy (slightly early) birthday to
        youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

        A royal proclamation from the Duchess :)
      • Francine
      • Posted
      • I believe Ian is the chair of the
        Eagles support group in Vegas, I
        think the Philly chapter should take
        a road trip, which coincides with
        Ian's other group the Buffets R US,
        in which he is secretary. They also
        need a roadtrip planned.
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • Ian hasn't had a testimonial in several
        months. And I might be headed to Vegas
        again one day. In the interest of being
        comped for a free breakfast buffet or
        something like that, I would like to
        point out that Ian is one happenin'
        dude. He is the one responsible for my
        rock star sensibilities. When I came to
        GW, I was a mild-mannered girl who had
        been to two concerts: Debbie Gibson &
        Van Morrison. I was one happening
        chick. Then Ian said, "Hey you,
        shortie, go be a stage bouncer for
        Bloodhound Gang." Five years later, I'm
        travelling everywhere from Rochester to
        Oklahoma City, hanging out with bands
        that I once crewed for at G-Dub. All
        because of this awesome, kickass man
        known as Ian. Everytime I see Dave
        Attell, I think of you.
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • Don't panic, he's just Islamic. Ian
        was to the Hoagiemobile as Robin was to
        the Batmobile. Now, he's like the
        Andrew Ridgeley to my Boy George
        Michael. Plus, we're both totally
        gay. And hottt. Ian goes great with
        Manishevitz, mostly because I only see
        him at Yid holidays. Easily the
        wiliest fantasy baseball GM in the
        world. Beep-beep, toot-toot.
      • belrod
      • Posted
      • ian is a cornucopia of cosmic wisdom.
        i heard he once travelled to a parallel
        universe and did the robot with
        zoroaster. last time i saw him, he was
        preaching the virtues of solar wind
        farms. he's a jolly genius, with the
        rare ability to melt real butter in
        a "microwave." miracles CAN happen!
      • Francine
      • Posted
      • Weren't you stalking the Olsen twins
        last week, oh wait, last week you were
        stalking Phish
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • You can't find anyone with a bigger
        heart and a bigger smile!

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