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"Aboot me? I'm just you average half cracker making
trouble in PDX. I'm actually over-selling myself.
Since the move..."
More about Jeff
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Schools:
Pioneer Elementary Holmes (Oliver Wendell) Jr. High, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994 Davis Senior High, Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of 1997
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College/University:
Lewis & Clark College, Attended 2001 - Present, Class of 2005, Other, Law University of California - Hastings College of the Law, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, History
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Occupation:
Sneaky shit
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Favorite Books:
Anything scratch-and-sniff...
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Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Silence of the Lambs, Quills, Mallrats, The City of Lost Children, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Say Anything, Uncle Buck, The Color Purple, Heathers
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Favorite TV Shows:
Futurama, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, blah blah blah and I don't even have a TV
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About Me:
Aboot me? I'm just you average half cracker making
trouble in PDX. I'm actually over-selling myself.
Since the move to Portland I've come to realize (again)
that most people are morons. Hippies who tell me they are
better than me because the compost and then hop into their
pollution-mobiles (60s vintage VW vans) and start killing
the environment. And of course the rednecks who seem to
think that the penniless hippies are somehow robbing them.
So I hang out with a few select people and laze around my
place. Yeah, I'm a bit of a hermit but I'm happier that
way 'cause most people piss me off, ask Araceli...
Anythink else you want to know? Click the mouse twice and
type the question in a message retard!
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Dear Enigma,
You're still an enigma to me after all these years. Well done!
(continued)
Back to Jeff:
I was a little disappointed to find no favorite music listed in Jeffs Friendster profile. But whatever has happened to his taste in music, Im happy to see that he has not lost his sarcastic wit and misanthropic charm.
Dear Jeff,
Thank you for all those rides to school. It was very kind of you. Sorry if my morning ebullience was a little insufferable. Call me if you ever come to New York.
And we never ever judge people - that would be rude!
stupidest people I have ever met.
Often referred to as 'Person,' I have
spent countless hours harassing him
and discussing the most pointless
topics ever. Jeff has been around
long enough to see me make a fair
amount of mistakes and live to tell
the tales. Together we have caused a
good amount of grief, and unfairly
judged innocent people. We don't
always see eye-to-eye, but we have
reached two conclusions: Fords and
Macs are reliable! D I E !
Jeff... he almost looks nice in them...
they're so cute! You'd never know just
what kind of catty bitchy skank he
really is by looking at them... for a
second there I almost forgot our common
bond.
I don't just love him... I LOVE him.
*sigh* 'Tis true. He used to wake my
ass up in the middle of the afternoon
and drag me to the torture chamber for
an hour before slops... Good times.
Good Times. After that... how could I
not fall in love... oh it helps that he
was my very first shopping buddy in
Melbourne and we have the same taste in
dining ware and 100% cotton sheets and
towels were a must. In all honesty I
adore Jeff's stupid bitch-ass, I keep
nothing from him and he pretty knows
every stupid thing I've ever done or am
about to do. His only downfall is that
he still has to make it up to me for
choosing to go to Portland instead of
San Diego like I told him to...Jerk-
hole.