Maria Williams

Baker University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Speech Communication

professional activist (damn it)

democrat, diva

shopping, travel, making fun of people with Russell, burlesque, drinking martinis, swearing, smoking, drag, going to political rallies and demonstrations, live music, finding the best microbrew in town, bringing down the right-wing establishment, kissing

Cunt, Manifesta, The Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club and the other Laurie Notaro collections, any damn thing by Flannery O'Conner, The Great Gatsby ( i dunno why), Rubyfruit Jungle

Crash, Kissing Jessica Stein, Connie and Carla, A Mighty Wind, Pirates of Pinzance, Mean Girls, Tommy Boy, Singles, Reality Bites

women's indy music, The Butchies (love love love them), folky stuff, '90s Seattle bands, 1970s rock, Sinatra and other campy crooners, anything I can sign along with

Sex and the City, any damn thing on the Style Network or Bravo, My So-Called Life, Will and Grace, I love the Weather Channel (except when they have the scary 'my house blew down' stuff...)

Virgo

Currently, I am trying to avoid the work I have to do by writing this. That should tell you alot about me. I'm a horrible driver. I have a weakness for anything that could be addictive. I hate technology, basically because I don't get it. I hate it when people use an incorrect verb tense and don't immediately correct themselves. I love chocolate, coffee, cosmopolitians and cigarettes. And my friends, who are rock stars.