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      Amy Berkowitz
      Female, 26, Single, Somerville, MAMore
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      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Amy hired me as her sidekick to translate
        everything she says and does into a coherent
        message. Decode that, you linguists. I am not a
        linguist. I'll smack and kiss you. ABC no rio
        AKBG no gee, see?
      • Gavin
      • Posted
      • FLAGRANT cheater. You owe me a
        pitcher. An expensive one.
      • Geoff
      • Posted
      • Me and Amy were supposed to go see Siren
        Fest last July. But she stood me up. She
        was having "issues", as they say. And
        then it rained. And I didn't get to see
        any of the bands I wanted to. But I did
        get to hang out with Adam and Mary, both
        of whom are much cooler than Amy,
        anyways. So I guess Amy can kinda be a
        bitch. But she takes good photographs.
        And she is pretty hot.
      • Jamie
      • Posted
      • and she's been wearing converse since
        she's 9 years old
      • Jamie
      • Posted
      • I love Amy Berkowif! We go back so far,
        its unreal! This girl was a bundle of
        bounce in hotpink tights, so i naturally
        gravated towards her. (I'll be in NYC
        mid june, lets reconviene at
        Serendipity.) Not only did we dye
        rabbits orange, we choreographed a dance
        to New York New York.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Amy can't walk past our room without
        stopping, which is awsome. lately she's been
        pretty giddy, which is also fun. if you buy
        hyacinths for your roommate she'll start
        quoting T.S. Eliot. All the food in our kitchen
        is hers, but don't even think about touching
        her cheese. She can claim responsiblity for a
        wide range of amazing events, from the cute
        jellyfish that appeared on our fridge to my
        declaring a major with a wierd guy holed up in
        olin as my advisor. Where would I be without
        her?
      • Alexis
      • Posted
      • im going to live with amy next year.
        in a house. with walls. and i think
        ive smoked too much once again, and
        after reading these shining
        testimonials, thinking about living
        with amy is starting to make me
        scared. but dont worry berko, ill be
        back to normal soon.
      • Erika
      • Posted
      • I once went to a crafts house party
        with amy and was dressed in tin foil.
        When we arrived at the party, she
        promptly ripped off the tin skirt, and
        I spent the rest of the night in my
        underwear. As for the skirt, it
        morphed into the communal party hat. I
        think it was meant to be.

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