Vanita's the type of girl who will steal for
you on her own birthday. She's also the
type of girl who has guys dropping their
pants for her in restaurants to show her
their leopard-print thongs. Yup, she's
just that awesome.
I was channel surfing and heard alex
trebeck (sp?) call on jeaopardy
contestant "vanita" and it made me
actually stop at that channel for more
than 2 seconds only to be utterly
disappointed when I bothered to look
up at the TV and find that it wasn't the
one and only.
Vanita and I checked out some pee-
pees, ta-tas, coochies and heinies
last weekend, but I don't think she
remembers it. Oh well. I guess we'll
just hafta do it again the next time
she stops by NYC.
i like it when vanita says RAD. it makes me all
warm and tingly inside. she's the only person i
know that can pull off green polka dot skirts and
flippy floppies with such grace. i miss her very
much. come back to new york so we can play!
DJ, where have been all these
years? And how could you let those
Olsen twins get so famous? They're
so creepy. I think it's time for you to
make a comeback and show them
who's boss.
I think I was propositioned by a male hooker that night too. But it might've been during one of your other visits.
you on her own birthday. She's also the
type of girl who has guys dropping their
pants for her in restaurants to show her
their leopard-print thongs. Yup, she's
just that awesome.
that, I am eternally grateful.
She's also damn good at writing poetry.
*dance dance dance*
vanita vanita vanita
*dance dance dance*
trebeck (sp?) call on jeaopardy
contestant "vanita" and it made me
actually stop at that channel for more
than 2 seconds only to be utterly
disappointed when I bothered to look
up at the TV and find that it wasn't the
one and only.
pees, ta-tas, coochies and heinies
last weekend, but I don't think she
remembers it. Oh well. I guess we'll
just hafta do it again the next time
she stops by NYC.
apartment, and I listen to it every
night.
warm and tingly inside. she's the only person i
know that can pull off green polka dot skirts and
flippy floppies with such grace. i miss her very
much. come back to new york so we can play!
years? And how could you let those
Olsen twins get so famous? They're
so creepy. I think it's time for you to
make a comeback and show them
who's boss.
P.S. What have you done with
Vanita?