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"I also go by Hercules Rockefeller. And I would like to add:
Most people think that in turkey shoots you would shoot..."
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Occupation:
Sea Pineapple Harvestor
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Hobbies and Interests:
guns, tanks, girls, cool shit, monkey plop, robots, lasers, ninjas, uppercuts, filping out, a nice duece, turkey shoots, PIRATES
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Favorite Books:
Tight, Barely Legal, Fiesta, Fux, Fox, Butt Punched
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Favorite Movies:
anything made by the same publishers of my favorite books
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Favorite TV Shows:
come on...are you kidding?
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About Me:
I also go by Hercules Rockefeller. And I would like to add:
Most people think that in turkey shoots you would shoot a
turkey, however this is not true. You shoot a target and win
prizes like hams and money!
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Who I Want to Meet:
a pirate
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is right about the hams and money...
man that has changed my life! Before I
met Brian, I was in a dead end job, I
was married to a bitter steel worker,
I ate 16 meals a day, and couldn't
control my bowels. Since meeting
Brian, I have discovered the joys of
harvesting pineapples! Who knew I
could do this in my own back yard, AND
with no money down! To know Brian is
to love Brian. Just think, in just a
few short months, your life could be
completely different, and you could
owe it all to the man with the
handlebar moustache and the most
accurate porn face in the business!!
too well, I've only met him a couple
of times, but i do know that he is a
science nerd. How he loves him science
experiments. Once he locked me in the
kitchen cabinet for a really long time
while parent #1 and parent #2 were
talking to son #1 about college. I
still remember that day...since then i
haven't been able to stop eating.
Thanks for making me large and in
charge!