Spyro Panousopoulos

school of stalled farts - I mean false starts - I mean spoiled tarts

S(atan)ales and M(ephistpholes)arketing

member of Girl2Gorilla - America's favorite pop rock crooners! Look out for our first album "Scream Tarzan Scream!"

World Domination, Mexican Wrestling and World Domination through Mexican Wrestling - Viva Lucha!!!Roller Derby, Sideshows, Old Monster Movies, 50's Sci-Fi, Vegas Neon Signs, Tricked out low riders, low rider bikes, Coop, Crumb, R. Williams, Simon Bizley, slurpees, yer mom

Good Omens, Low Life, The Alienist, Stranger in Strange Land, Comics (yeah that's right COMICS! You got an issue with that!)Where the Wild Things Are

The Seven Samurai, The Kid Stays In the Picture, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Nightmare B4 XMas, (almost) anything by Kevin Smith, Anything involving El Santo or the Blue Demon. Abott and Costello, Peter Jackson movies(not LOTR)

Punk, Rock a Billy, 50's Rock & Roll, BeBop, Jump Blues, Social D, The Jam, the Pogues, The Rev Horton Heat, Motorhead and other greasy rock bands like them, KISS. (old)VH(old), AC DC, Priest, Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction, Kingdust (sound like old Danzig)and Throwrag (Punk with a washboard playing singer)are my two new favorite bands

The Family Guy-Stooey and Brian Rool! the L Word (we love Shane!), OZ ( the best gay porn disguised as a drama on TV)The Wire, the Simpsons (of course)The Surreal Life - Flavah Seazun(boyee)The Man Show (Jimmy Kimmel era)

Gemini

I am omnivorous, breathe Nitrogen infused O2, am
carbon based, have opposable thumbs, and organs
like my apendix that I can have removed with no real
harm done. I can hear within a range of
22HZ-22,000HZ and have streoscopic vision enhanced
by clear pieces of plastic held together by a plastic
frame. I make weezing noises when I sleep I've been
told. I weigh less on the moon. Polyester makes me break out. I hate when people make little clicky noises with their nails. I don't like paper cuts. I can make a mean boiled egg. I wear a size 13 shoe. I
like Pez. Oh and I play bass in a rock band.

I'll tell you who I don't want to meet - God - ever. All that pressure he puts on the living - Take these tablets - cross the desert - die for their sins - burn at the stake - bleed from these wounds - hear voices - see visions - turn into a pillar of Diamond Crystal (tm) - Get swallowed by a whale - die - come back to life - sheesh what a buzz kill. I want to meet Elvis and am hot on the trail - The Weekly World news has him being kept prisoners by the Free masons! I will infiltrate their cadre one day I swear this to the King - I will rescue Elvis!