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"that's NEVER stopped you before"
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"Much like the endangered Scream-apillar from "The Simpsons"
I am sexually attracted to fire. And without constant..."
More about Matt
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Schools:
Bronson Jr/Sr High School, Attended 1988 - 1993, Class of 1993
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Schools (Other):
Michigan State University
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College/University:
Michigan State University, Attended 1993 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Post War American Lit
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Occupation:
researcher
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Hobbies and Interests:
bling, other people's bid-ness, chia pets, beating that rape charge; quoting Margaret Cho; legal sodomy
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Favorite Books:
(authors): Lorrie Moore, David Sedaris, Ann Beattie, Alice Munro, John Updike, Toni Morrison, David Leavitt, Bobbie Ann Mason, Edmund White, Joy Williams, Andrew Halloran, Dorothy Allison, Amy Hempel, Raymond Carver, Flannery O'Connor
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Favorite Movies:
Welcome To The Dollhouse, Party Girl, Happiness, Clueless, Sixteen Candles, Office Space, Heathers, Rosemary's Baby, All About Eve, The Women, Amityville Horror, The Shining, The Bad Seed, Can't Stop The Music, Flirting With Disaster, Valley Of The Dolls, Cruising, In The Cut, Looking For Mr. Goodbar
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Favorite Music:
Janis Ian, Stevie, Marvin, Curtis, Gladys, Phoebe Snow, Aretha, Stylistics, Delfonics, Spinners, Jackson 5, Average White Band, Steely Dan, Jamiroquai, Duncan Sheik, Fiona Apple, Madonna, Liz Phair, Seal, Frank Sinatra, John Denver, Esthero, Donna Summer, Keane, Gap Band, Donny Hathaway, Roberta Flack, Bee Gees, Sheryl Crow
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Wire, Strangers With Candy, Sopranos, Family Guy, Sex And The City, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, My So-Called Life, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Dick Van Dyke Show, Will & Grace, Simpsons, King of The Hill, Oz, The Shield
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About Me:
Much like the endangered Scream-apillar from "The Simpsons"
I am sexually attracted to fire. And without constant
reassurance, I will die.
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Who I Want to Meet:
philistines and anachronists
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earth who can notice as many
hilarious details in the world of pop
culture as matt can. no one else
makes me laugh so hard and so
consistently at phrases like "angels
on your body," and "where'd you get
them jeans." not to mention his
theory that ashton kucher and paula
poundstone are the same person.
i would say that pop-culture hilarity is
matt's greatest strenght, except that i
think writing is his real superpower.
this kid knows how to tell a story and
he just keeps getting better!
in the world. He's always got the
best stories, and he tells them
brilliantly. He's an amazing writer
and a great friend. Thank god for Jen
Dawson's creative writing class or
he would never have asked me to
read his story. I didn't even know the
guy and he just asked me to critique
his story out of absolutely nowhere.
He said that I just seemed insightful.
That's balls... and thank goodness
he's got'em cause I never could
have done that. Out tastes in movies
and music have been known to clash
from time to time, but that just gives
us a good reason for
heated/hilarious pop culture
arguments and Matt's brilliant
impression of Leonard Cohen ("If it
be your will..."). Matt also has a
unique need for polar temperatures.
He has been known to plop himself
down on tile floors to remain cool
and immediately fall asleep. I miss
the days back in EL when I could see
him almost every day. He's one of
the best.