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"Those who know me on a first name basis, know that it takes one cup of dunkin donut coffee to wake me up in the morning. ..."
More about Jessica
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More About Jessica
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Schools (Other):
Miami Country Day School, The Benjamin School, University of Florida, Florida Atlantic University
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Occupation:
Mom-To-Be Due Date 3/26/2006!!!
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Hobbies and Interests:
Getting Fondled by Fonda Lee La la, Day spas, Dreaming about being famous with Robin, hypnotic martinis, traveling by way of car to close yet random destinations, cuddling with chanel and cally, drinking coffee, golf, beach, gym, Saks Fifth Ave Double Points Day, Making Jewelry, playing in my makeup drawer, music and dancing
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Favorite Books:
The Dirty Girls Social Club..Playing with Boys, Good in Bed, Anyone Notice a Theme?
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Favorite Movies:
Too many to list..
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Favorite Music:
Coldplay, Pearl Jam, Dave, Outkast, Pharcyde, Counting Crows, Bob Marley
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex in the City, 70's show, C.S.I, Six Feet Under, Saturday Night Live, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Whose Line is It Anyway, Sopranos
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About Me:
Those who know me on a first name basis, know that it takes one cup of dunkin donut coffee to wake me up in the morning. Don't try and get me to fly anywhere as I need to be heavily medicated. I'm not really into the whole working for a living thing, so I found an amazing job working for Scott as a personal shopper. I keep really great friends around me at all times in order for me to feel good about myself (HA). I like red wine vs. white and champage gives me a headache. I could live on tomato and mozz. salads for the rest of my life. I completely agree that Robin and I should open up our own business and make lots of money being famous. I make 100 dollar salads. I hate watching t.v. before I go to bed. Love cigars, but hate cigs. Love to play, watch, and compete with hubby in golf. Love all the animals of the world..especially cally and nelly (callaway and chanel). I can be a complete label whore yet can have an extra fun time shopping at targgaayyy. I collect purses. Shoes just don't do it for me. I lose jewelry and sunglasses very easily. Fudge You Bobby! Shut the Fudge up!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet..... you! Wait, I already know you. Remember? We go back to like 86 and shit. Those were the days...
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Testimonials and Comments for Jessica
think you and Matty are the cutest most
adorable couple and you're both so
lucky to have one another. JJ
epitomizes the type of friend every
person would be blessed to have by
their side and I cherish her as my best
friend. I adore that we can be the
stupidest, most she~she prisses while
dancing in our PJ's. I can always count
on her for fabulous meals or squeeze
cheese snacks. I love that we can talk
non stop on a 2 hour car ride with no
music high off Red Bull. She finds
humor in the simplest things - boxing
frog pens. Her talents are endless and
will always impress upon you. I would
live in her closet and be extremely
happy never coming out as she has the
best of everything! She is a true person
and never takes herself too seriously.
She will listen at the most crucial times
and is not afraid to voice the honest
truth. Jess is the person that will capture
your heart and touch your soul. She
deserves the world and I love her to
death!
the Trump nuptials at Maralago, I was at
the wedding that Trumped Trump. I
attended Matt and Jessicas wedding at
the Maralago estate in 2002. After the
100 dollar Tux rental, and a promise of
not bringing a date, I was free to enter
the grounds. I then proceeded to wait
for the opportune time to pee on the
wall of Maralago (Where, rumor has it,
Trump knelt to deal his proposal to his
current wife). What does this have to do
with Jess? Very little, other than she
makes men's dreams come true. She's a
fun gal who's not afraid to discuss her
sex life in full detail while riding in
a golf cart through the avenues of her
old development, Ibis. She also isn't
afraid to show a boob, as long as she
receives a future attorney's ding dong
in exchange (Casey you sly devil). All
in all, Jess is a good girl, with tastes
leaning toward animal print sheets. But
her computer wall paper will always
carry the stenc of having my privates on
display. Mazel Tav!
gas....seriously dude everytime. Damn cats.
you would always make me wear my hair up when
we were hanging out with cute guys, but then you
would end up showing them how your hair turned
into a fro when you brushed it out? What was up
with that?! And what was up with all those damn
pickles!....I'll never forget those two days we spent
together in prison, hahaha I'll never use that
toothbrush again!
how many yrs has it been? 18?
wow...just want everyone to know that i
love u and u r a great best friend!!!! i
miss u...bart simpson, shopasaurus
(sp)...hehe!