kelsey

north kitsap high school, the university of arizona, arizona state, the art institute of seattle

Arizona State University, Attended 1998 - 2001, Other, ha ha ha

graphic designer

aiga

being completely obnoxious, drinking too much, chasing boys, all sort of things people hate, also painting, wakeboarding sort of, travelling when i can, cooking, spending too much money on late drunken nights with friends, usually followed by late drunken inappropriate calls to more friends.

the great gatsby, atlas shrugged, valley of the dolls, trash novels

the big lebowski, caddyshack, big trouble in little china, 1969, anything will ferrell, anything john hughes, can't buy me love, napoleon dynamite, anchorman

the beatles, the beastie boys, built to spill, dave mathews, e40, frank sinatra, too short, hank williams jr, the white stripes, jet, the pixies, metallica, n.e.r.d., o.a.r., the dan band, the rolling stones, whitesnake, wang chung, seriously i'm impartial.

family guy, reno 911, the office, the wonder years, snl, the OC

really, i am more intelligent than my profile lets on. it's only on paper that i am a shallow alcoholic brat who talks too loudly. at least i think so. sarcastic and crazy and silly, just not as much as my sister, who is too a lush.

boys who can handle me. women i won't hate. silly ass people trapped at a desk like i am.