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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Oct 2004
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Hometown:
San Mateo
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Dave's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/13097638
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Other education:
U.C. Santa Barbara, American Conservatory Theatre
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College/University:
University of California - Santa Barbara, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree, Business/Economics
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Occupation:
Mortgage Banker
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Affiliations:
United Americans Against Eldery Abuse in Favor of Baby-Ditching, Young Business Professionals of the World, Young Business Professionals of the Country, Young Business Professionals of the Moment, Society for Gratuitous Self-Promotion, Pre-MidLife Crisis Support Group
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What I enjoy doing:
Golf, Snowboarding, Waterskiing, Piano, Guitar, Babysitting my neice and nephew, Theatre, Practicing calculations on my HP 12c calculator, Braiding my friends' back hair, and oh yeah...i am a TOTAL VOYEUR
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Favorite Books:
Guns Germs & Steel, DaVinci Code, Alexander Hamilton (Ron Chernow), The Greatest Generation, Missing Links, More Now Again, ANYTHING ROALD DAHL
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Favorite Movies:
You Got SERVED!, Office Space, Usual Suspects, The Getaway, Tombstone, Hunt for Red October, Matrix, Todo de mi Mama, Bad Education, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wizard of Oz, Clear and Present Danger, Fuck 'Em All
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Favorite Music:
JANET JACKSON, JANET JACKSON, and Ms. Jackson if you're NASTY - If you don't like Janet Jackson, not only are you not human, but i don't want to know you...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Silver Spoons, Dallas, The A-Team, You Can't Do That on Television, Blow Out, 24, Discovery Channel, HGTV, Seinfeld, Facts of Life
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I am boring, slow-witted, reserved, and socially inept, but people like me because i am easy to make fun of. I was born with a bald spot on the top of my head and didn't grow any hair up there until the 5th grade when i finally had plastic surgery after BEGGING my parents to put an end to the horrendous teasing of my peers. I now just have a huge scar as opposed to no hair, which i am losing anyway - so the irony of life is that i will end up bald AND scarred...you gotta love that!
I have bad breath, slow metabolism, an inability to process dairy, sweatty palms, and an adverse affect to direct sunlight, but God made me good-looking and HUNG, so it has a way of leveling out i suppose.
My family is the most important thing in the world to me.
My Dad was an English teacher and would constantly tell me to give three adjectives to describe my feelings, so i did quite well on the English section of my SAT, but i still have a 5th grade math comprehension level, so i carry a calculator EVERYWHERE i go AND i wear a digital watch because i can't tell time.
The good news? I am independently wealthy so i pay people to tell me how fabulous i am inspite of all my inadequacies...ahh, the irony of life!
I am brutally honest - i mean, come on - do you think i would be so forthcoming about my own issues if i wasn't going to be straight up about yours? So don't come at me with, "does this look good on me?", knowing that you look like a picnic table, cuz i'll break out the lemonade and ribs and straight use you as such!
I drive a 1986 Toyota Celica with manually-operated windows and door locks just because i live in LA and love to see people judge me for the car i drive...
I have a 17 year-old goldfish named Louise (Thelma died two years ago)...I take good care of what i love...even a goldfish.
That's all - anything else would be repetitive or illegal to divulge in 37 states...besides, if you're still reading this you are as sick as i am, so let's talk.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Colin Powell, Dianne Feinstein, and YOU! :)
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and out that I have ever met. He instantly
makes you feel comfortable when talking
to him, almost as if you have known him
for years. I miss ya buddy, come and
visit us bankers soon!
came into my life. I don't know WHERE
I would be if he hadn't. I love you so
much Bro....oh and, Tuhn Ovah Let.
ever met. So, even though I'm in my
hometown & I love being around my
family, I can't help but think of some of
the amazing people I've met in the last
year. Dave is making the list. Genuine,
sweet, and always willing to give a
smile. He reminds me that there are
good people out there that are honest
and willing to tell it like it is. He shares
his stories without fear of judgement. I
admire that in him. He's a brave soul.