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"If I've seen far, it's only because I am stepping on the feet of giants."
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you think she is... she is an alien- a hostile
alien. The being known as "The Danielle" is an
alien scout sent to earth to gather as much info
on the complexities of the human species, and
their weaknesses, before the mother fleet arrives;
her primary mode of information gathering is to
place a subdermal micro-transmitter on the host
human while she feigns "humping" them. All of
her "friendly ways" and "giggles" are nothing more
than the product of intense pre-deployment
training/ programming. Be warned... she is
relentless. The invasion is near! God help us!
describe her to someone who has never
met her. Here's my reply:
Eager to learn
Driven
Absorbs & processes info quickly
Motivated
Inspired by those in her life
Open-minded
Challenges the norm
Loves life & lives life
Nonconformist
Experiences the good & bad
Phenominal kisser
Is present
Makes everyone in her life feel special &
loved
Will make a difference in the lives of
anyone she meets
What I did not list to her is this:
Makes you think about who you
are...your values, your opinions, etc.
Helps you become a better person
Loves music
Makes music
Talented
Perfectionist....to a degree
Brilliant writer
Happy & silly
And many, many, many other things....
This is why she is THE Danielle!
her up in 1000 characters. and i've told
her numerous times, she has way too
many friends that love her; validation
from me is superfluous (and implied).
our adventures are many, illiciting fun
quotables as "i talked to mother
nature", "i devirginized your jeep", "is
this not a reasonable place to
park", "time for a group shower", and "i
can't believe you had whipits delivered".
she has shown me that it is okay to
be... and being comfortable is as close
as your nearest friend... and you need
to look no futher than your brain for an
adventure...
she is among the most brilliant minds of
our generation (despite being a college
dropout and spelling stoopid with
two "o"s)...
she is a friend you can keep on the
phone at 3 a.m. without having
to say a word... she is a friend that will
call b.s. on your b.s... she is my friend.
oh, and its true... she has nice boobs
and is a great kisser
The Danielle....and one of them is NOT
sex. =) We are complete opposites, but
some force out there decided our worlds
needed to collide, and I am ever so
grateful they did. The energy that
surrounds her is intoxicating. She has
taught me so much and hope I have
done the same in return.
And now a short story....
On a day of partaking in natural
substances, amongst a few friends
playing a "get to know you" game, she
summed me up in one word...Spunky. I
strive to be that everyday.
about. however, if anyone did know what
the fuck they're talking about, it would be
danielle.