• Andy

      "Short, hairy, Italian. Not a big fan of roller coasters... My love for porn is only rivaled by my self-hatred. My jeans..."

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      • Suzie
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      • i miss sasquatch.
      • Jennifer
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      • I met Andy the night I tried to kill
        myself. I went into the first movie
        theatre I could find and ordered one
        of every kind of candy they had. Two
        if it was chocolate. I asked the guy
        at the counter if he thought that
        would be enough to put me into a
        diabetic coma followed by death. He
        said, "Would you like any popcorn with
        that?" Before I could answer him
        someone tapped me on the shoulder and
        whispered, "It's not enough...but I
        have a whole chocolate cake at my
        house." I turned around and
        said, "Thanks, but I really need to
        get this over with now and I don't
        want you to miss your movie." He told
        me he didn't mind, IT would still be
        there tomorrow. I said, "Okay." As we
        left the theatre he said,"You better
        hope this works...otherwise you're
        gonna end up with a big, fat ass and
        nobody's gonna want you." That's how I
        met Andy.
      • Darrick
      • Posted
      • Andy is messaging me right now!!!
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • When Andy catches me on the flying
        trapeze in his backyard he never lets
        me fall.
      • Serapio
      • Posted
      • Andy has an adimantium skeleton and
        blades that extend from his knuckles.
        Dont make Andy angry...oh yeah, he's a
        cool guy too, but whats up with all
        these blood stains in his cubicle?
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • I find it difficult to write about Andy. I don't think the language is adequate, but I will try. Andy can be best described by this series of adjectives: brilliant, sleepless, gifted, blood drinking, ho' tapping, picture drawing, secretly in love with you, kind, open, funny and loyal. I am proud to say that I count Andy as my friend. However, it should be noted that Andy is inhabited by a demon named Glyckx. Andy is plotting your destruction even as you read this. Your day of reckoning is at hand.
      • Theresa
      • Posted
      • boooooo - i'm not Andy's upstairs
        neighbor anymore. Andy's one of the
        most considerate people I know. He'll
        always go out of his way to do nice
        things for you (as long as your a nice
        person, he does not like being taken
        advantage of). I'll miss Andy a lot
        now that I'm not living above him
        anymore...ah, I'll miss the sweet
        sounds of him pleasing various women
        very early in the morning or the
        blasting loud music trying to cover up
        those sounds...
      • Chuck
      • Posted
      • Andy is more than mere
        muscle............................................ .................
        .....................................i think there are bones
        in there
        too............................................... ....................
        .................................................. ......................
        .....................he might have a
        brain............................................. ...................
        .................................................. ......................
        well, anyway andy is a
        good..........man?................................ ...and
        errrrrr ,.....i'm sure he's done something
        worthwhile........................................ ...............
        .................................................. ......................
        ....hasn't he?


        andy=friendster
      • Vanessa
      • Posted
      • moo-eow! It's our secret little
        thing.....
      • Darrick
      • Posted
      • Andy is one the nicest, warmest, honest and
        wonderful people I know. He has been more
        than a friend to me, he has been like family.
        Anytime you need me to shave your back
        hair...you give me a call!
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