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"We're working hard to be one of the best comedy teams around, with a repertoire of over 350 sketches, and consistently..."
More about MEAT
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More About MEAT
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Schools (Other):
Bovine University
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Occupation:
Sketch Comedy
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Affiliations:
The P.I.T, The Chicago Sketch Festival, The Best of the Best Sketch Festival, The Ha! Comedy Festival, UCB, Moveon.org, Galapogos, Caroline's, The Imagine Festival, Chicago City Limits, The March for Women's Lives, Unzipped with Judy Gold, Sweet, Giant Tuesdays of Amazing Inventions and Also There is a Game, The Shark Show
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Hobbies and Interests:
Being on Your TV Every Week, Getting George Bush Removed from Office, Being Awesome, Unicorns
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Favorite Music:
Karate Kid Sound Track, Eye of the Tiger
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Kids in the Hall, Charles in Charge, Who's The Boss, Family Ties, Mr. Show, The Simpsons, Monty Python, Strangers with Candy, The State
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
We're working hard to be one of the best comedy teams around, with a repertoire of over 350 sketches, and consistently performing for sold out audiences across the country and Canada on the festival circuit & all over NYC.
We've also been getting our "politics" on! Performing at benefits for Moveon.org, the Imagine Festival, and sponsored by Planned Parenthood to perform as part of the March for Women's Lives in Washington DC last year.
We've shared billing with: Lewis Black, Gloria Steinam, Judy Gold, Jim Gaffigan, A. Whitney Brown, Air America Radio's Bruce Cherry, & Mark Katz, Bill Clinton's former joke writer.
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MEAT
September 28th- November 2nd @ ACE OF CLUBS
Every Wednesday at 8PM / $8
*doors open at 6:30- 1/2 price drinks till 7:30*
Ace of Clubs (below Acme)
9 Great Jones Street
btwn Broadway & Lafayette
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"Savvy, top-drawer comedy innovators... razor sharp."
-THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE-
"Comedy that's tasty & nutritious"
-THE VILLAGE VOICE-
"The best groups... like NY's own MEAT... keep the movement fast and the concepts sharp and simple."
-THE ONION-
"...fresh, juicy and brilliantly acted... proving that sketch comedy at its best is an important arena for trained actors and serious performers."
-THE OREGONIAN-
"Hilarious!"
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"Evil witches with a capitol B, and to our delight their wands were pointed straight at the audience."
-THE SHARP GIRL'S GUIDE TO NYC-
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*ECNY Nominee, Best/ Most Fucked Up Sketch: 2005
*ECNY Nominee, Best Sketch Group: 2004
*Featured in the NY DAILY NEWS (for sketch fest NYC)
*Sketch Fights Finalists: The Battle of NY's Best Comedy Writers
(along with the writers from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
*1010 WINS- Critic's Pick: The Comedy Show to See On Halloween
*Standing Ovations: Chicago Sketch Festival, NY Sketch Festival, Best of the Best Sketch Festival, Vancouver Sketch Fest
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Who I Want to Meet:
YOU. Let's get married! Ok, maybe not married...but we could make out. Watch the Simpsons? Pillow fight? Ok fine....do you at least have $2 you could loan me?
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Testimonials and Comments for MEAT
hey, these girls are great too.
Biz Markie makes me pee!
I wouldn't know which member of meat
to sexually advance first.
Seriously. When you've got 8 tits, 4
twats, and way too much hillarious
personality to choose from, making
descisions becomes slightly difficult. Go
see MEAT and laugh your ass off and
wish you could date them. Seriously!
They rock.
laughed, then cried, then laughed
again...interrupted occasionally by the hiccups?
Kind of like a nervous breakdown, only without
the funny white jacket. That was how the MEAT
women left me. Lying in a pool of my own effluvia,
still trembling from laughing during the last show.
Now I am like the Sad Clown...laughing...but crying
a little on the inside...crying from laughing.
then they'd be da weinerschnitzel. I'm
not sure they want that.
meet MEAT, I have full confidence
that MEAT would meet my expectations.
It would be sweet to meet MEAT and
I would bleat out to all on the
street within walking distance
of my feet just how neat it was
to meet MEAT. Better than Trick or
Treat, indeed, an amazing feat to
greet MEAT. I can't be discreet--my
life would be complete. Let me repeat,
my joy would never deplete if I ever
met MEAT.
And that, folks, is a fact
that is concrete.
MEAT. Doc Brown's DeLorean had
gotten hit by lightning while hovering
over me 70 years LATER. I had to find
the 1955 Doc Brown and find a way
to "get back in tiiiiiiiiiiiiime." Well, long
story short, by the time I'd hit 88 miles
per hour and the flux capacitor was in
full swing, I'd arrived in 1885, knowing
full well that MEAT had taken advantage
of me in the backseat of the DeLorean
during the timejump. I can honestly say
that THAT was the hottest sexual
experience I'd had since getting an
eyeful of my 1985-A mom's fake
knockers. MEAT, I'm your dirty slut
whenever you get the hankerin'.