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      • Brandon
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      • I first met Dana in the bathroom of a 747 heading
        to Heathrow. Coincidently, we were both heading
        to the toe nail clipping conference in Whales.
        When she told me that her dream was to raise
        midget hamsters, I knew this girl was special. I
        thought to myslef, "I could only be so lucky to
        meet a girl like Dana." I gave her my card,
        figuring that I would never hear from her again,
        but I was wrong. One day she showed up on my
        doorstep holding a human-midget hamster that
        had my blue eyes and her cute little nose. The
        thought of a family use to frighten me, but not
        anymore. We now reside in the ruins of Mt.
        Vesuvius praying that another volcano kills us all.
      • Lita
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      • Born on the first day of July. The smell
        of roses made her cry...
      • Lita
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      • Hoooooooly Shit. Bad, bad Dana
        Jensen... Baddest bitch in the whole
        damn town... One time, at T-square, she
        frenched Jeff Cunningham and Ryan
        Reneau in the same night!... NO
        SHIT!... Erik Gano is a massive tool...
        So is Mark Sherrob... LAMAR
        SUCKS!!! I LOVE DANA JENSEN!!!
      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • Dana loves songs by Barry Manilow,
        helps to save the whales, and is the
        reining Texas Spelling Bee Champion.

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