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"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're into Yanni, I'm Motley Crue. I enjoy rollerskating and reading the Necronomicon, at..."
More about Ethan
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Occupation:
singer/model/actress
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Hobbies and Interests:
fighting, dancing
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About Me:
Roses are red, violets are blue, you're into Yanni, I'm Motley Crue. I enjoy rollerskating and reading the Necronomicon, at the same time! When I'm not crying and sucking my thumb, I am usually rehearsing, painting, spinning records at clubs and or playing/recording music.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Has Friendster become a total dork site?
Some one that isn't a dork, nerds are welcome.
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another asshole; however, he's grown
and I've come to respect him as the
world's greatest son.
still doing on Friendster when I could
be rock booty bamming on MYSPACE!" and
he was all
"Yea"
So then I was all "What the fuck was I
thinking, investing all this time and
money and interesting testimonials when
I can fucking BLOG it up on MYSPACE?"
and he was all like
"Yea."
I'm ethans newest friendster" and
everyone that was listening was
all "You should really go to My space"
and I was all "FUCK MY SPACE, this is
my space." But no one cares, so I
continue to smoke out Ethan in his new
1600$ apartment and he was like "Hey
dude, Help me string this guitar" And I
was like "FUCK THAT help me load this
bong." And he was like "Get out!"
So I left, before Sandy got home.
back, Ethan was standing over me
yelling something about how he would
fuck my dead body, if I really died.
Then he unzipped his pants and Unicorns
flew out!!! I'm not just saying that
cuz I'm gay, I really saw Unicorns and
I said to him:
"You're fucking kidding me, right?"
and he said:
"Didn't you know I had a Unicorn in my
pants?"
But it's alright now, Jumpin Ethan
Flash it's a backsmashrash! So yea, he
was the 6th beatle in his former life,
as we found out at Madam Pusie the
other night, but really, what is he
doing hanging out with an insurance
salesman all the time? Hey that's just
not any insurance salesman, he's my
broker.
Ethan likes to collect mice and put
them outside my door in neat little
rows of 3. It makes me smile, but my
wife thinks it's wierd.
Okay, I think it's wierd too.
I'm evil. Someday I will prove to him
that I'm not and then he will be my
friend:))) So until then...thank you
for just being you Ethan, I love ya
lots:)))
tonight, think u can fed-ex me some of
your clothes?
can see that.