I miss my rock star Kelly. She turned into a
pumpkin at midnight, and I've been carrying
this slipper around -- looking for her -- ever
since. I'm going to put her Friendster photo on
a milk carton with the slogan, "Got Kelly?" If
you see her, please message me immediately.
Kelly and I and the rest of our brat
pack got into some mischief that year
in London. Well, i think we did, but
honestly i can't remember much, except
that by the end, i had somehow gained
ten pounds in beer weight and hadn't
managed to convince any English boys
to marry me and give me citizenship.
And that Kelly had this amazing
English accent that always managed to
dupe the natives into thinking we
weren't the ignoramus Americans that
we probably were. Kel, I'll always
remember our 10:30 AM pints with
fondness....
A woman who owns a football, can dance
with or without a tambourine, AND knows
what perspicacity means? Whatever the
opposite of the untouchable caste is,
that is where Kelly belongs.
pumpkin at midnight, and I've been carrying
this slipper around -- looking for her -- ever
since. I'm going to put her Friendster photo on
a milk carton with the slogan, "Got Kelly?" If
you see her, please message me immediately.
pack got into some mischief that year
in London. Well, i think we did, but
honestly i can't remember much, except
that by the end, i had somehow gained
ten pounds in beer weight and hadn't
managed to convince any English boys
to marry me and give me citizenship.
And that Kelly had this amazing
English accent that always managed to
dupe the natives into thinking we
weren't the ignoramus Americans that
we probably were. Kel, I'll always
remember our 10:30 AM pints with
fondness....
theater, there I said it.
with or without a tambourine, AND knows
what perspicacity means? Whatever the
opposite of the untouchable caste is,
that is where Kelly belongs.