here is why i admire doug - he has
fabulous adventures in foreign lands,
he takes pictures of men with camel-
toe, he loves my husband and my Navin
almost as much as i do, because of him
my baby sister got to see illegal
drugs "for the first time EVER!", he's
a fellow Pisces which means a good
heart and creative soul and wanderlust
in his boots, he got drunk with me and
helped me get a marriage license in
Vegas, and he loves soup.
Dough was a buddy from the Gfunk
(Gainesville). Things I remember about D-
good parties at his place, alway a buddy to
have a cig with, introducing me to the
wedding present (which he dosen't listen to
anymore, but i do), bumping into him
periodically when i lived in atlanta, and a
person who brought about him a good time. I
had fun when I hung out with Doug.
I remember Doug from Gainesville. He's
a very intelligent guy. I lived in his
old house once he moved out. I was also
supposed to take his id and use it as
my very own because people said we had
similar features. I was younger then of
course.
how can the guy who made testimonials
what they are today have so few? a damn
travesty i tell you. but this here doug is the
baddest of the bad.
some doug facts for the uninformed:
1. he can ride a bike with no hands while
lighting a cigarette.
2. he has the cutest (yet somehow
incredibly mascuine) way of talking to cats
3. is open to anything. yeah i know most
people say they are open to anything, but
that is just regurgitated bullshit.
4. doug looks incredible for his age. (i can't
believe you are going to be 42-years-old
this year. go doug)
5. looks good with any haircut and
scrutinizes the do when it isn't just right.
6. he is amazingly modest, in a jesus christ
kind of way.
7. doug did get kicked out the gainesville
club "full circle" for graffiting
"www.fullcircle.com/sucks"
8. plays a mean game of frisbee
9. doug is my friend
10. is the only person under the age of 80
who uses the word "turkey" as a pu down
11. out of all the normal folks i showed how
to use a camera, doug is the best. (now stop
blushing doug, it's true) he still takes
awesome pics, especially the self-portraits.
12. doug loves himself
ah douglas. truly a shining star. with
this lovely man i have chugged forties
under a bridge in a park in orlando,
and sipped fancy cocktails in vegas.
but that is not necessarily intended to
be a metaphor for how our friendship
has developed over the years, as i can
only assume that at some point we'll be
right back to drinking forties under a
bridge. doug and i are forever bound by
our mutual love for one man. jesus. or
justin. i always confuse those two.
either way, we're inexorably linked.
you hear that, doug? you're stuck with
me.
remember stealing houseplants and coning cars?
i m i s s y o u . . .
fabulous adventures in foreign lands,
he takes pictures of men with camel-
toe, he loves my husband and my Navin
almost as much as i do, because of him
my baby sister got to see illegal
drugs "for the first time EVER!", he's
a fellow Pisces which means a good
heart and creative soul and wanderlust
in his boots, he got drunk with me and
helped me get a marriage license in
Vegas, and he loves soup.
(Gainesville). Things I remember about D-
good parties at his place, alway a buddy to
have a cig with, introducing me to the
wedding present (which he dosen't listen to
anymore, but i do), bumping into him
periodically when i lived in atlanta, and a
person who brought about him a good time. I
had fun when I hung out with Doug.
a very intelligent guy. I lived in his
old house once he moved out. I was also
supposed to take his id and use it as
my very own because people said we had
similar features. I was younger then of
course.
what they are today have so few? a damn
travesty i tell you. but this here doug is the
baddest of the bad.
some doug facts for the uninformed:
1. he can ride a bike with no hands while
lighting a cigarette.
2. he has the cutest (yet somehow
incredibly mascuine) way of talking to cats
3. is open to anything. yeah i know most
people say they are open to anything, but
that is just regurgitated bullshit.
4. doug looks incredible for his age. (i can't
believe you are going to be 42-years-old
this year. go doug)
5. looks good with any haircut and
scrutinizes the do when it isn't just right.
6. he is amazingly modest, in a jesus christ
kind of way.
7. doug did get kicked out the gainesville
club "full circle" for graffiting
"www.fullcircle.com/sucks"
8. plays a mean game of frisbee
9. doug is my friend
10. is the only person under the age of 80
who uses the word "turkey" as a pu down
11. out of all the normal folks i showed how
to use a camera, doug is the best. (now stop
blushing doug, it's true) he still takes
awesome pics, especially the self-portraits.
12. doug loves himself
this lovely man i have chugged forties
under a bridge in a park in orlando,
and sipped fancy cocktails in vegas.
but that is not necessarily intended to
be a metaphor for how our friendship
has developed over the years, as i can
only assume that at some point we'll be
right back to drinking forties under a
bridge. doug and i are forever bound by
our mutual love for one man. jesus. or
justin. i always confuse those two.
either way, we're inexorably linked.
you hear that, doug? you're stuck with
me.
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