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"gassy, drunk and naked. we have moved back to the promised
land - New Jersey, and nothing makes me happier. except..."
More about Cap'nJon
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Schools (Other):
more than you, jackass..... Villanova U... The New School... DoD schools... Amphibious Warfare School... The Basic School...
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College/University:
Villanova University, Attended 1988 - 1992, Class of 1992, Bachelor's Degree, political science
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Occupation:
Beer Enjoyer
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Affiliations:
The Upstarts MC
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Hobbies and Interests:
motorcycles, fast women who shoot guns and play rock and roll, Taco Bell, porn, grease, bowling, zombies, poop, MySpace.com, rockabilly, Spike, the Church of Beer, porn, and the good ol' USMC
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Favorite Books:
fargo rock city, the dirt, art of war, cryptonomicon, POPsmear, catch 22
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Favorite Movies:
office space, full metal jacket, pee wee's big adventure, goonies, army of darkness, anything from the Shane's World series, and anything with Jack Black, Crispin Glover, or Bruce Campbell
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Favorite Music:
SUPERSUCKERS, throw rag, rocket from the crypt, murder city devils, THE BRONX, death on wednesday, turbonegro, KING DUST, the alphamales, zeke, hot snakes, drive by truckers, motorhead, the sounds, tenderloin
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Favorite TV Shows:
degrassi jr high. scrubs. csi. america's next top model.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
gassy, drunk and naked. we have moved back to the promised
land - New Jersey, and nothing makes me happier. except
maybe farting, drinking, and being naked. All of which, i
will continue to do, only now, it will be in NJ where it
belongs. www.capnjonconnors.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Jack Black, Bruce Campbell, Crispin Glover, and Tim
Burton. and other
people who agree, unfortunately, that MySpace.com works a
hella better than friendster....
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I thought I'd tell you that you are a fucker!
Love,
John MillAH!
no, I don't. And for that I feel
ashamed.
Yeah, DAMN RIGHT I FUCKED YOUR
MOTHER! Tell your little brother,
Daddy Said Hi!
eh...The Cap'n kicks ass! Rock on!
the king of 11am beer farts.
testimonial about the cap'n being
naked... but damn if jon connor isn't
always naked. and god love 'em for it.
plus, if you ever find yourself singing
drunken 80s karaoke, he's got your
back. he'll probably be naked, but
nevertheless.
He-has-killed-people.
Thats-cool.
Plus we once watched Jerry Springer in
a hotel room in upstate New York and
talked tattoos for hours.
there's gonna be party! This man runs
the best Wednesday night club in New
York (possibly the world- but I
dunno,cos I usually stay in on a Weds)
and he does White Trash parties
like..er..white trash do, only better!
He's also one hell of a nice guy.
Looking forward to seeing you again
soon guv'nor.
'27, gayety and merriment were aplenty in
the Skull and Bone's oak parlor. the glee
club had just sung some riotous rendition of
the Harvard fight song and Dick Humbird,
Amory Blaine and myself were being
entertained by Jon. he was telling us of
"how clothes make the man, don'cha know!"
to which we were all in agreement. "if this is
so, then you must also agree that my new
straw hat and fur coat make me twice the
man of your sorry lot!" we all laughed. at
which point Burne Holiday interrupted, "hey
ponies! - how about easing up on that crap
game and shaking a mean hip - we've got
some Cambridge fellas to beat!" in the mad
scramble to my model-T, i hid jon's new hat
and coat. he was beside himself with grief.
after giving him a fine scare, i revealed the
joke. Jon responded, "lordy old boy, you got
me good. but you're still a bum dancer!" we
all laughed and then Jon treated our sorry
lot to bacon buns and chocolate jiggahs.