Jesse

Masconoment Regional High, Cambridge School of Weston, Colgate University

Colgate University, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Biology

Gentleman Naturalist

people

Natural History, Island Biogeography, Arachnology, pretending to be more attractive than I actually am

stuff by john gardner, jd salinger, dave eggers, barry lopez, paul auster, toni morrison, e.o.wilson, amisha patel

memento, mulholland drive, napoleon dynamite, garden state, eternal sunshine on the spotless mind, the secret of nimh, fraggle rock, the sword in the stone, pete's dragon, et, fight club, american splendor, donnie darko, nightmare before christmas, zoolander, office space, the family guy dvds, kill bills

paul simon, bobby mcferrin, queen, joni mitchell, chick corea, buckethead, wilco, carla bruni, richard bona, terrence blanchard, bjork, bela fleck, pat methany, gerardo nunez, incubus, (hed)p.e., frou frou, super furry animals, jon dewitt, gina manziello, dj eargasm

the majority of the adult swim lineup on the cartoon network

AREA MAN FACES MOTIVATION-BASED DISCRIMINATION DURING JOB SEARCH

Brighton, MA - Recent Colgate University graduate Jesse Czekanski-Moir has suffered near-insurmountable discrimination in his two-month job search, which began after he returned from a hiking trip in Alaska with absolutely no bearing to his future. "I've been searching in the help wanted section of the Boston Globe, and on Monster.com, and, like, a bunch of other places, but all the job descriptions say that the employer seeks a 'highly motivated individual.'" Czekanski-Moir, who has been described by mother Toni Czekanski as suffering from "crippling apathy," continues to recall days of yore, when employers posted signs saying "Irish Need Not Apply." "I mean, how are slackers like me ever supposed to get gainfully employed?" "Jesse's a really talented guy," says father Rob Moir, "he just needs to find something he enjoys and buckle down a little." Czekanski-Moir, who also possesses minimal time-management abilities, and at best a moderate capacity to work as part of a team, continues, "You know, you wouldn't think that a white, upper-class, heterosexual male from the Northeast with a B.A. from a respected university would be discriminated against that much. But, there it is." Czekanski-Moir states that he's thinking about filing a law suit, and that he might start looking into it first thing tomorrow morning.

speaking of no bearing on my future, check out me playing guitar and singing some songs that I wrote (and some covers), some stuff with my college a cappella group, and some electronic-ish stuff I did as a collaboration with my roommate (and friendster friend), Erik:

http://homepage.mac.com/glacialerratic/FileSharing1.html
sometimes you can also just google "jesse emrys"

there's even some live tracks from open mic night at the club passim (11/2/2004) in Cambridge, MA. YAY!

Ernest Mayr, E.O. Wilson, Paul Simon, Keith Jarrett, Murray Gell-Mann, Yo-Yo Ma, Melissa Kaplan, Rachel Carson, Bobby McFerrin (for real this time), Edward Norton, John Kerry, Paul Auster, Dave Eggers, Toni Morrison, that hot chick who works at the coffee shop. Your little sister.