What's funny to me....is that you are the only person on this earth who I feel is equal to my own awesomeness. You are my light in a world of dark. You are my water in the desert. You are the Jager in my Jager bomb. You make me do things that I don't want to do...and I will never be able to repay you for what that brought to me. You, my friend, are a fucking badass.
What can I say about Valeria? She's
what I want to be when I grow up.. a
role model who will fuck you off first
and well, ask questions nevah cause
that's who she is.
Well i still have some of Valeria's
puke on my jacket. And do i care? fuck
no! i'll hold her hair back anytime cos
she is the coolest chica in the Lone
Star state besides me of course. ;D AND
SHE LOVES THE STATE!! LET'S GO SIT IN
SOME PUDDING VAL!! AWWWW YEAH!!!
val is my austin gal, who i've never
actually met. i'm sure that one day
soon we shall meet and attack interpol
together. her with paul banks....and me
comaparing bangs with carlos d.
Valeria is what would happen if you
took a bag and then opened the bag and
then started putting things in the bag
like glitter and kittens and baby ducks
and feather boas and jujubes and Voodoo
and Venus and hot sauce and then shook
up the bag and threw it on a baby girl
and turned her into a GlamourBomb.
And anyone who says different will have
to answer to me.
She's the Austin version of me. She's
Spanish, she digs the booze, she does
the drugs, she's all about Banksy, and
she can out smoke yo white trash mama.
Ya herd!
what I want to be when I grow up.. a
role model who will fuck you off first
and well, ask questions nevah cause
that's who she is.
destined never to meet, we've kissed
the same person, so I feel somewhat
closer to her now.
puke on my jacket. And do i care? fuck
no! i'll hold her hair back anytime cos
she is the coolest chica in the Lone
Star state besides me of course. ;D AND
SHE LOVES THE STATE!! LET'S GO SIT IN
SOME PUDDING VAL!! AWWWW YEAH!!!
days. but then again, he'll be in good
hands, i'm sure. val's hands.
for the love of god lets smoke some
weed and listen to interpol together.
please??
actually met. i'm sure that one day
soon we shall meet and attack interpol
together. her with paul banks....and me
comaparing bangs with carlos d.
took a bag and then opened the bag and
then started putting things in the bag
like glitter and kittens and baby ducks
and feather boas and jujubes and Voodoo
and Venus and hot sauce and then shook
up the bag and threw it on a baby girl
and turned her into a GlamourBomb.
And anyone who says different will have
to answer to me.
Spanish, she digs the booze, she does
the drugs, she's all about Banksy, and
she can out smoke yo white trash mama.
Ya herd!