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"I'm am Jeff. i smell like a perfect blend of rutebega and
that air freshener that has a Native American on it and is..."
More about Jeff
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Occupation:
executioner
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Hobbies and Interests:
buffalo wings
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Favorite Books:
Where The Wild Things Roam
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Favorite Movies:
Wild Zero ...see this flick. "Blood, blood, blood....roaring blood!"
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Favorite Music:
bright eyes, kurt cobain, xiu xiu, casiotone for the painfully alone, the moldy peaches, the detachment kit, tv on the radio, devendra banhart, sufjan stevens, nick drake, jeff buckley, tiny tim
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Favorite TV Shows:
my obsession for the time being is Carnivale...rip x-files
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About Me:
I'm am Jeff. i smell like a perfect blend of rutebega and
that air freshener that has a Native American on it and is
supposed to give you money luck(you can find it at any
dollar store!). There seems to be weird
halos around my torso. This is why it appears I am
in a continous state of hump. I am merely hula-hooping
with these "invisible" halos. I put invisible in quotes
because i think you can see them. You just pretend you
can't. i hate you. I spilled molasses on my pants because
you distracted me. messy. mmm...yet so tasty. Damn ...you
also took my candy canes. I was collecting those! I really
hate you.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet a person that sees past the lone eye I have
in the middle of my face. i cannot help my cycloptic past.
Nor can I hide it any longer.
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went to Punxsutawney! I was looking
for your slack ass! I knew you
wouldn't show. Loser.
whose fuzzy bubbles tickle me nose &
force a smile. it makes me happy to
think about him when i'm with him, when
i wake up, when i go to sleep, and when
he dances naked in fields of rabid
bunnies with mutant giraffe legs. that
was a beautiful sight, & you're all
losers for missing out. ha. & he's
never once followed through on his many
threats to kill me! yay! he's the
best!
jeff
to chill real bad jeff is a great dude!
party i believe, back in the winter of
03. it was awesome and now you are far
away again.
Jeff": "F- this sh*t~!"
ladies