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"I think I'll just sit back and let my testimonials do the talking. When
you've got testimonials like mine, you're pretty..."
More about Scott
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More About Scott
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Occupation:
Shmoccupation.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Movies, music, hiking, sleeping
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Favorite Books:
Cruel Shoes; 100 Years of Solitude/anything by Garcia Marquez; Salinger; Sneeches/anything by Dr. Seuss; Walter Mosley, Kafka, Hunter Thompson; Lazlo Letters; Laura Palmer's Secret Diary; Our Dumb Century; Invisible Man; Giving Tree; Harper Teen Mysteries
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Favorite Movies:
Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Stripes, Meatballs, Groundhog Day, Raising Arizona, Run Lola Run, Magnolia, Muppet Movie, Great Muppet Caper, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Raiders, Superman II (the best), Slacker, Spinal Tap, Guffman, Best in Show, Mighty Wind, Ghost World, Ghost Dog, Shawshank Redemption, Hudsucker Proxy, Big Lebowski, Manhattan, Love and Death, Lost in Translation, Lost in America, Modern Romance, Defending Your Life, Punch Drunk Love, StarCrash, Mad Monster Party, Timerider, Goodfellas, Mulholland Drive, Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me, The Straight Story, Dazed and Confused, Adaptation, Being John Malcovich, Airplane!, All the President's Men, Three Days of the Condor, anything with Ricardo Montalban
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Favorite Music:
Neil Young, Angelo Badalamenti, Foo Fighters, Beastie Boys, Beck, Stones, Beatles, Ben Folds, Jane's, Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, Sly Stone, Ween, Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, Aimee Mann, Liz Phair, the Cars, AC/DC, old school Van Halen, old school Sesame Street LPs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Muppet Show, Veronica Mars, Three's Company, Survivor, Simpsons, The Office (UK), Ali G, 24, Wondershowzen, Soap, WKRP in Cincinnati, Bosom Buddies, Good Times, Mr. Show, MAN VS. BEAST, Tom Goes to the Mayor, South Park, Futurama, Space Ghost, A-Team, CHiPs, Knight Rider, Twilight Zone, Rockford Files, Arrested Development, Everybody Hates Chris, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers w/Candy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Amazing Race, Jimmy Kimmel Live, channel101.com, anything with Huell Howser
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About Me:
I think I'll just sit back and let my testimonials do the talking. When
you've got testimonials like mine, you're pretty much sitting in the
proverbial catbird seat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm looking for someone to write me some testimonials. Quick, before
anybody reads the above.
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Testimonials and Comments for Scott
getting a good look at what scott's really about.
Scott is selfish, cheap, mean, and dangerous. He
hates, women, blacks, mexicans, the
handicapped, the homeless, orientals, the elderly,
fat people, anorexic people, the rich, the poor, free
thinkers, christians, children, animals, serpents,
public transportation and vegetables. Scott
doesn't take baths or showers, he brushes his
teeth once a week, he eats of of dumpsters and
throws rocks at cars from freeway overpasses.
Scott once told me that his biggest fantasy was to
run into a crowded bank on a friday afternoon
without any clothes on and masturbate on the
security guard's back. Scott likes to cut himself a
few times a week just to see if he can still feel
pain. Scott is bad news and one of my best
friends. Enjoy him.
do the talking, I feel obligated to write
more. Scott's a busy guy. He's always
out there, creating away. He's a terrific
writer and a great friend. When your
stranded at a party and everyone you
know walked, he's the one willing to
walk to his house, get his car and drive
you home. Now if that isn't a gentleman,
I don't know what is.
by how much he liked our silly mini films, we
became instant Bosom Buddies, but we
didn't dress up like ladies, or did we?
show, he buys my books and remains a true
Delbot. I'm Delaware Burgess, and Scott is my
friend.
you move. The things you do. You're
awesome. Incredible. . The way you move. The
things you do. ...
search his friends just to see what he
writes about them. It's all so
interesting! I like Scott. He's a cool
guy.
fights no crimes and defends no
causes he has an awesome fortress
of solitude and fantastic outfits. Scott
makes me happy. Fuck you, Helen of
Troy. Scott's face has launched a
thousand ships...OF AWESOME!!!