Liam Davenport

Cambridge rindge and Latin, Northeastern University, Benny Hill Community College AKA, Bunker Hill Community College. Hull Recreational swimming lessons, (8 years).

I write jokes for the TV show Cops.

Dante Club, Columbia House.

Reading the newspaper from back to front, napping on Sundays from 530 till 9, actually it doesnt have to be a Sunday, mucking fad bitches, illeagal fireworks, PBS, NPR, day drinking.

Daily Racing Forum. The Pushcart War. Cliffs notes about long books I start but dont finish.

Used to Love Good Will Hunting, Indy films that document car racing.

Steel drums. Bagpipes at weddings. Bagpipes at Funerals.

Um....high powered binoculars so I can watch you watch tv when my cable is out....or on.

Capricorn

I like that quiet place in the Library, where you wonder which bum has been sitting there most recently. Staring at strangers, making eye contact ,and then being awkward about it. Sambuka. Talking to cabbies during my ride. Public mastercation. Thinking about taking short walks of 12 steps, but always settling on several beers. I like maps, playing craps, and setting booby traps. Searching endlessly for tits in old National Geographic MagZ.

I want to meet you on vacation, cause I am cool then. A gurl who appricitates misspelled words, and pressed ham........ Ass cleveage. A women, who appriciates their pediatrition. I like it when you get cold cuts at the supamarket and they let you have a slice without even paying for it. Its a major turn on....can i have a free sample of your roast beef? I want a girl to wake up next to me and say, "who the fuck are you," followed by "my ass hurts!"