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      • Karalyn
      • Posted
      • Roy is my husband, my best friend, my honeybaby, my masseuse, and my general, all-purpose, source of inspiration. I love you, juicy!
      • Ken
      • Posted
      • Groovilicious man!
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • Roy is Oki Kintama (but don't let that
        get out). Roy is the best imitator of
        midwestern folk I've known. Roy is
        super-funk bass man. Roy is a cross-
        country traveling expert. But most
        importantly Roy just is. Hash DANG!
      • oh shit its joe
      • Posted
      • roy is the man so shut the fuck up you stupid
        fucking cocksucking son of a motherfucking
        bitches.......ok?
      • Dan
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      • Roy is a loose cannon. When the
        Power Apes got kicked off the stage
        at the fucking Cadillac Bar, Roy
        started a fight with 15 Hoboken
        meathead bouncers to a fight. He
        basically started a riot. He is also
        more obsessed with sex than
        anyone I've ever met. Roy has funk in
        his blood and his basslines cannot
        be beat. Oki Kintama wins the battle
        when push comes to shove
      • M-La
      • Posted
      • roy's one bad mofo w/ an extra helpin' of
        mojo & one enviable afro & a rather
        sweeeeeeet falsetto. i'd like to adopt his hair
        as my pet. he's like rock candy...sweet, yet
        crunchy...& really weird lookin'...but in a
        totally good/weird way.
      • Nandi
      • Posted
      • Dammit if we didn't peak in high
        school!!! Whooo!!! Isn't it great to
        have the rest of your life to look
        forward to? Sigh. Bx Sci fo' dat azz.
        Betta recognize. One of these days I'll
        bump into you again whilst stumbling
        out of a random Brooklyn bar, fingers
        crossed...
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • funk oozes from roy's personality.
        thank goodness he itches it.
      • Mushiko
      • Posted
      • Thanks because saving me from a giant
        mice! Also playing bass such a skilful!
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • If you live for four hundred years
        (Like Adrian Paul on TV's HIGHLANDER),
        and you do NOTHING besides meet people
        for all that time, I will still bet you
        seventeen dollars that the only person
        you'd ever meet who was even VAGUELY
        Roy-like would be Roy himself. The mold
        was not only broken after he was
        created, its shattered pieces were
        beamed into that Superman Phantom Zone
        (TM), where they keep Terrence Stamp
        and that scary big guy and the hot evil
        girl who beats the hick in arm-
        wrestling after saying "Let's hold
        hands." Further, while there, the
        shattered pieces were vaporized by
        those super-criminals' heat vision,
        since really, what else do they have to
        do in that Phantom Zone(TM)? So
        nobody's getting that mold, dude, is
        really what I'm saying. There is only
        ONE Roy, so be happy you know him.

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