Christine

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      ""Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death" ~Auntie Mame"

      "Stiletto strutting, meat eating, fur wearing, bourbon swilling, impetuous girl. I am the product of a cowboy and a..."

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      • Occupation:

        Girl Friday

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        SHOES!, vintage clothing, fur, corsets, steampunk, tattoos, bourbon, guns, camping, motorcycles, meat, Vespas, In n Out Burgers, craigslist, red panties

      • Favorite Books:

        I don't read enough, shame on me.

      • Favorite Movies:

        Party Girl, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dead Man

      • Favorite Music:

        Dolly Parton, Luscious Jackson, Cocteau Twins, Devics, Misfits, Al Green, Morcheeba, psychobilly, funk

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Mucha Lucha

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Leo

      • About Me:

        Stiletto strutting, meat eating, fur wearing, bourbon swilling, impetuous girl.

        I am the product of a cowboy and a beauty school drop out. I laugh too loudly, dance like a madwoman whenever the mood strikes and constantly check my watch to see if its 4:20. I'm incredibly clumsy, but recover with unbelievable speed and grace.

        I like sneezing, shiny things and cheese. Bacon makes everything taste better. I own 13 pairs of black boots, more than 150 dresses, 20 pairs of red panties, 6 furs coats but don't own a plain white bra.

        I'm good at fixing things (but better at breaking them). I wear high heels when I vacuum. None of my friends will let me be in their bands, something about me not having any talent. I think beets taste like dirt. I'm a true leo.

        I never litter. Given the choice between a happy life or a life with meaning, I choose happiness. I like yelling. I have more outfits to wear than parties to go to. I am a daddy's girl.

        My life is cake.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Carnivores.

      Testimonials and Comments for Christine

      • Jesse
      • Posted
      • Christine turns all the heads, all the
        time.
      • Tink
      • Posted
      • The first time I met Christine was at
        her and Wandas apartment. She told me
        I had to be cool because of my name.
        We hit it off immediately and I
        introduced her to crunchy french
        toast!

        Oh and I admire her because she is the
        one woman in the world who could get a
        man to do and undo her seat belt to
        not ruin her nails. :)
      • El Diablo
      • Posted
      • Esta mamacita lo tiene todo, estilo,
        belleza, y intelligencia. Y aye dios
        mio que cuerpazo!!!
      • Mr Anders
      • Posted
      • Whoa! Leave it to Christine to offer up
        two of my favorite things at one time:
        net porn & friendster. She's ultra
        sexy, ultra smart, & ultra tough.
        Beware!

      • Bram
      • Posted
      • From day one, I knew this gal was the
        best. Not only is she very beautiful,
        but she is also very smart. I am glad
        she came into my life.
        She is a friend that will always be
        there for you.
        You rock angel...
      • Wanda
      • Posted
      • I see your chones!
      • Wanda
      • Posted
      • This is possibly one of the most
        amazing woman alive. I should know, I
        was her roomate. She's funny as hell
        and she has a really bad mouth.
      • Miss Dichotomy
      • Posted
      • "Bitch, You ROCK MY WORLD!"
        - Rachelle

        "Now get over here and smell my
        crotch..."
        -Star
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • The first time I ever met Christine she
        grabbed me and said, "I have to have
        you". Well she does and always will.
        I can honestly say that I have never
        had a bad moment with this girl. She
        is so much fun. Christine is so
        stylish, beautiful and really knows how
        to party. It would be very hard to
        have a bad time when she is around.
        She has rescued me from so many bad
        moods and downward spirals, that I owe
        her so much. I love this girl.

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