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"Jesus, where do I begin? (long pause) Jesus? Hello? Jesus,
it's me, Fido! Damn, I got His voicemail AGAIN...tell ya..."
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Occupation:
Musician/Teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, hitting things with sticks, people who smell as good as they look.
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Favorite Books:
How 'bout authors: Richard Brautigam, Stephen King, P.D. Eastman, Ray Bradbury, Bret Easton Ellis, James Clavell; I wish I could read as often as I used to!
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Favorite Movies:
Raising Arizona, The Evil Dead, Goodfellas, The Exorcist, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Gunfighter, Spirit Of '76, Kentucky Fried Movie, Nightdreams(of COURSE I like porn!)
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Favorite Music:
Umm...the good kind! King Crimson, Frank Zappa, Cheap Trick, Minutemen, KISS, Dave Brubeck, Melvins, Pere Ubu, XTC, Deep Purple, Jellyfish, Camper Van Beethoven, Bill Monroe, Bartok, The Gourds, Weezer, NoMeansNo, Kyuss, Depeche Mode, Carl Stalling, etc.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sumo Digest, Soap, The Twilight Zone, All In The Family, The Sopranos, Behind The Music, True Hollywood Story, P.O.V., Match Game
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About Me:
Jesus, where do I begin? (long pause) Jesus? Hello? Jesus,
it's me, Fido! Damn, I got His voicemail AGAIN...tell ya
what--when He gets back to me, I'll let Him describe me as
only He can, m'kay?
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want YOU...to meet...ME!
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met in person! Wonderful dude who will
achieve all goals in life. We've
corresponded online for years with
Jellyfish as a mutual musical interest.
We'll always be friends, so there.
"I'll say kick it, and you'll just kick
it with a tasty groove, alright? One,
two, three, kick it." ~ JB
positive energy and talent. It's as
simple as that.
a testimonial for Fido" and the whole
idea is so daunting. I could try to
make it funny, I could try to make it
sincere, or even both at the same
time. The fact is, Fido has such an
amazing depth of character and talent,
that it makes me a little scared to try
and articulate even a little slice of
his fantastical being. So I'll just
tell you this (then update at a later
time):
When Fido reads periodicals, he
comments loudly on poorly backed up
opinions, poor
semantics/grammar/syntax, and other
absurdities which seem to be inserted
into "professional" writing all too
often. This act of random, unexplained
outbursts is very funny. They sound
something like, "...awwww, what the
fu...you stupid...damn...bitch.
Oh, I've never played against him, but
I bet he'd whup ass at Scrabble. He's
pretty good at Galaga, this much I know.
know Fido is to tap the keg of
neverending wonder and amazement. He
spouts mystic koans glimmering with his
vast intelligence and he drums and
sings like a man on fire. He is also a
big-hearted friend that I make frequent
reference to even to people that don't
know him. Take drum lessons from him.