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"I got a sweet little bitty baby's ass, but I'm MEAN.
I'm a spine-snappin' daddy, do you hear? Soul-snatcher! I
pick my..."
More about Alex
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Occupation:
rounding the edges off of the squares
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Hobbies and Interests:
Writing, making music, tattoos, real rock n' roll, New York City, Black Rock City, drag queens, cheese, WFMU, cussin' and fightin' while wearin' sky-hi heels, fucking shit up, doin' it.
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Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Geek Love, Cyberia, Amphigorey, A Confederacy of Dunces, Roald Dahl, things that start out normal, even dull and later get really fucked up, (not the other way around).
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Favorite Movies:
Anything with Tura Satana or pigs that talk and win awards.
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Favorite Music:
The Cramps, psychobilly, evangelic gospel on late night radio, Cuntry, marginal and passing interest in electronica. Anything that makes excessive use of the words Baby, Sugar, Yeah, All Right, C'mon, Mama, and Chicken.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Brak Show, Monster Garage, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, The Munsters, Square Pegs, ...though ultimately, TV sucks.
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About Me:
I got a sweet little bitty baby's ass, but I'm MEAN.
I'm a spine-snappin' daddy, do you hear? Soul-snatcher! I
pick my teeth with twerps like you...
I am the uninhibited, daring, provocative, o-riginal,
uncensored version! Two-fisted, gun- toting, six-shooting,
RING-TAILED buckaroo! (all the more shocking because it's
true)
Lots of wavy hair,....like Liberace.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Smart folks with more talent than talk, straight-friendly
queers, executive transvestites, gearheads, zoomers,
tweakers, greasers, ethical sluts, fuckos, monkeys, gum-
snappin' dykes, snapdraggin' faggots, german fetishists,
untrained yet passionate musicians, men who can paint thier
toenails and swagger, women who put the 'wise' back
in 'wiseass', recovering hippy pagans, expats-in-training,
and straight guys who don't get thier panties ruffled when
I call them 'honey'. I like most people, unless you're a
fucker. No fuckers allowed.
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said.
before my time, I want to be his
guardian angel (when I'm not busy with
my avenging duties). I woke up from a
dream where I was the jovial blessed
baby of Alex and Xtine (what Lux and
Ivy hath wrought) and started to cry
because it wasn't true. How frigging
weird is that?!! SPOOKY BIG MOJO,
DADDY-O!! And about that bowl of
cherries--brandy and marshmallows it is-
-tout suite!
he'll keep you entertained for
hours...FUNNY ASS MOFO!
Alex when he was a tender 15 year old
and not yet 6 feet tall (with or
without heels) and I was the "older"
woman at 16. Our relationship was by
any means the smoothest or the
healthiest. But it was fun! ;-) Now 18
years later, I may not be in love with
him, but I do LOVE him immensely. He
is one of my oldest, nearest and
dearest friends. He is one of the very
few people on earth who I know I can
rely on, and who will be there for me.
knees are about waist high on me,
dang it!
Aside from all the usual testimonial
stuff, I gotta add that he cuts hair like
a pro; in the middle of a move, he
stopped to give me a haircut that's
left me the talk of the town.
A super-rocker!
others whom I would like to share one
set of pyjamas with.
world...Alex is drop dead dreamy! If anyone
doesnt believe me I'd be more than happy to
share a milkshake with two straws and tell
you all about it. If you still dont believe me I'd
also be more than happy to get a bottle of
gin in me, tie you a chair and beat you into a
firm belief that Alex is the dreamiest man
ever, well 2nd dreamiest, The name on my
butt belongs to the 1st.
bonus-round testimonials. Alex is
one of those people. I wont get all
gushy 'cause its late and I ought to
be in bed or sedated or something...
but Alex is like one of the best
roommates ever and I'm a better
person for having had the privilege of
his friendship. I miss Alex more than
the NYC that he still calls home. He
and his wonderful woman should
visit this west coast real soon-like.
thuroughly enjoyed my relationship with
Alex from Jump. He looks like a greek
god, and when I met him!!!!!!!! Damn!
it was hard to breath! So I really
didn't care if I liked him or not at
the time. Miraculously I did like him.
He was a whole person, not a swatch of
person: a miriad of ideas, intrests,
and life experiances with eyes that you
knew could really see. I cannot say
that my feelings for him have grown,
(they have certainly changed) I'm
passionate and unfortunantaly incapable
of taking things in a stride, thus I
have always LOVED Alex. There was a
time that I HATED Alex, but I love to
hate too so I was in my elliment. He is
one of my most beloved people:
charming, giving, entertaining, not to
mention he can handle me in full force
and not make me feel like too much.
Despite his own problems, DESPITE MY
MOUTH, no matter what I have done or he
has done, we have an understanding that
comes in true friendships: "so what? I
love your dumb ass anyway". Whenever I
have needed help, an ear, or someone to
tell me I'm crazy, or even someone who
will not get offended when I spew out
my oppinions he has been there. Alex's
ability to accept myself and others has
made me mature in a way I vowed never
to do:to accept other and not be loudly
critical, and to my surprise this is
good. We have opposing interestes and
views, we should be incompatable
freinds :"So what? I love your dumb ass
anyway?".