• David Avallone

      "Interested parties could (could, that is) go to http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmcollection/0/2064 and watch "Since Noon Yesterday"..."

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      • David
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      • David Avallone is one of the best
        people there is. And I don't only say
        that because I don't have any
        testimonials yet and I need one, but
        also because David can introduce me to
        porn stars.
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • David is a gentle man; a gentleman, if
        you will. He treats me sweetly,
        always, and I suspect that this has
        more to do with his kind heart than
        just merely wanting my head in his
        lap.
      • Garth
      • Posted
      • The base of David's penis coincides
        with the event horizon of a migrating
        wormhole, so he can actually pump semen
        from orgasms he hasn't even had yet.
        This one's catch of the day, ladies!
      • David
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      • David is a man's man. Or perhaps a man's
        man's man. Or a mansard's man's mans' man.
        Also a ladie's man's man. Man o man. Look, if
        you want to know a lot about US Grant, singing
        old standards, detective stories, porno, then
        there's no better friend than David. Even
        without that nonesense, there's no better
        friend than David.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • David is one of the few people who know that
        Krakatoa is actually WEST of Java.

        Or was.
      • Jenni
      • Posted
      • David's the best ex-boyfriend any gal could ask for.
        He still makes you feel sexy. Never let's you forget
        that it wasn't you, it was him. Will flirt with you
        unashamedly in order to make other men jealous when
        you need it. Is always a gentleman, and keeps
        "details" to himself. Any woman who gets a chance to
        go on a date with David won't regret it - maybe it won't
        be love everlasting, but i dare you not to have a blast.

      • Heidi
      • Posted
      • David swept me off my feet over a
        plate of scrambled eggs and a puddle
        of ketchup that contained several
        stubbed out Lucky Strikes. Good
        times, and no small feat considering
        I've got at least six inches on him.
        David is the last of the Great Bubbala
        Paisans, and I dare any woman to
        retain her virtue in the face of his
        lively color commentary of The
        Adventures of Robin Hood at 3 a.m. in
        a private movie theatre. A prince, a
        gem, a man among men is our David. And
        the sex was fantastic.
      • Jack
      • Posted
      • This is a completely voluntary
        testimonial. They say a man, under
        extreme torture, can hold out only so
        long before he cracks. Some last longer
        than others, but they all crack
        eventually. I've made it through an
        entire evening with David, so I'm
        stronger than most. But now, a broken
        man, I must give in and testimonialize.
        David is the greatest human being I
        have ever met. There.
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • David is a cool dude with a sparkling
        wit, but unfortunately, an
        unreconstructed Yankee sympathizer who
        continues to believe The Big Lie about
        the War Between the States not being a
        tie.
      • Sheryl
      • Posted
      • David is a true gentleman. Anyone who
        says otherwise is contradicting me.
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