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"This Middlebury profile is supposed to be a
dumb joke. If
you take it seriously and it offends you, well, i don't
know..."
More about Middlebury
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Occupation:
WASPification
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Hobbies and Interests:
SUVs, cultural elitism, binge drinking
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Favorite Music:
white guy jam bands
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About Me:
This Middlebury profile is supposed to be a
dumb joke. If
you take it seriously and it offends you, well, i don't
know what to tell
you (except that it says more about you than me, frankly). You
could make your own profile or something. But
please don't
write to me and say mean things. No matter what you have
heard,
Middlebury is sensitive and doesn't like to be told it
sucks...Even though
we all know it does! Also, I can't add you unless you give me your
first and last name, Waspy. Okay?
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Who I Want to Meet:
"I keep getting older and they stay the same age"
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Jeopardy College Tournament of
Champions. Good work!!!! You must be
so proud! Of course he did learn
everything he knows before he met you.
And there was that whole thing where he
told Alex (Alex) that he only went to
Middlebury because he didn't get into
Harvard or Princeton. Hmmm, now that I
think of it, I would anticipate getting
dumped and seeing him transfer by the
end of the year.
Warrant's last video.