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"I hate the word "inspire." I also hate variations in spelling that are just dumb, like Lauryn instead of Lauren, womyn..."
More about Amelie
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More About Amelie
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Occupation:
writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Dippin' Dots, free samples (but not of Dippin' Dots, they're pretty nasty), Italian, hotels and tiny hotel soaps, reading books (also sometimes magazines and other readables)
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Favorite Books:
I like all Jim Thompson books. It Happened in Boston?, The Floating Opera, In Cold Blood, The Key, Ava's Man I also like Joan Didion and true crime books, for pretty much the same reasons.
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Favorite Movies:
Heavenly Creatures, The Vanishing, White Dog, The Professional, Rock and Roll High School Forever!
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Favorite Music:
A bunch of bands you've never heard of, that's how cool I am.
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Favorite TV Shows:
All the respectable shows (translation: anything by Sascha Baron Cohen, Judd Apatow, or Tony Danza) Plus, any show about murder. And Discovery Health Channel, but only the shows about dwarves, giants, puberty, or some combination of the three.
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I hate the word "inspire." I also hate variations in spelling that are just dumb, like Lauryn instead of Lauren, womyn instead of women, etc. I hate when people make smiley faces and stuff out of punctuation. Really I hate a lot of things, usually dumb things. But I like funny things. Sometimes the things overlap.
Basically I hate a lot of things and I like a lot of things.
It's almost like I'm a person.
Also, I'm tall.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet a large, human-shaped robot who has been programmed to destroy but really only wants to love. Unfortunately, his mechanical heart and rigid, cumbersome arms won't let him get close enough to hug anyone.
Or, you know, rich people.
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Testimonials and Comments for Amelie
crave her tears.
"lover" in a spacious apartment with sparkling
hardwood floors with windows that overlook the
park. In reality Amelie gets to live in a small
bedroom with no door that is attached to the
kitchen. Instead of living with a lover she gets to
live with a Jessica.
Amalie. Unfortunately, Friendster won't
let me use it - so I'll go with "uncanny".
with everything, and I mean every single
little thing, that implies.
(a.k.a. Homoskimo). I served as lyricist and
guiding creative force, while Amelie broke new
ground on the Eskimoan music scene playing
percussion and the miniature canoe. Following a
sold out world tour of suburban Howard
Johnson's, the band retired to Great Lakes,
Brooklyn and vowed to play bi-monthly gigs at
Piano's
Orange" so I figured I'd tell everyone
about it before she does. However don't
let her tell you that she didn't do the wet
noodle to the didgeridoo solo. Because
she did.
creature on God's "green" Earth. When I
need to be reminded of how wonderfull
life can be, I stare info her
unblemished face and attempt to count
her pores. But in that quest I fail
becuase Amelie's pore's aren't
visible...know why? Because she has
perfect skin.
writing this write now. I mean
RIGHT now. Homonyms.
moved to Brooklyn. She's up to getting
five guys friendstering her a day now.
So hip that she only has time to speak
in acronyms and shortened speech.
i.e.: "I'm Amelie and I like to go to GL
in The Slope', FYI.
Seriously though, when she's shaving my legs,
she never leaves a burn. When she's filing
down my corns, she's whistling "Mama's little
baby likes shortnin' shortnin', Mama's little
baby likes shortnin' bread."