Mel Heibel

You mean, you don't know????

Musician & painter

bitches, hos, crack, crack hos, puppies

drums, music, sex, bananas, breathalizer tests, and the number 9

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris (and many other of his creations), Creepy Susie by Angus Oblong

The Big Lebowski, But I'm a Cheerleader, Better Off Dead, Scrooged, The Fifth Element, M.I.L.T.F.

Post Punk Modern Melodic Metal and Polka, Reggie and the Full Effect, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Deathcab, Party of Helicopers, Team Dresch, Swingin' Utters, Ozma, Poison, Iron Maiden, Teen Idols, Motion City Soundtrack, Dressy Bessy, Aquaduct

Six Feet Under, Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, Monster Garage, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, The L Word (love that one!!)

This one time, I saw Kip Winger playing a solo show at a Border's Bookstore. That was the last time I ever wore spandex.

I want to meet Joey from New Kids On the Block...and probably Hammer! Please, Hammer, don't hurt 'em! I'd really like to meet a unicorn as well, but everyone knows that unicorns can't talk, so it would be a pretty pointless meeting. Also, if Night Ranger could play a show in my basement, that would be cool, too. This is a Wish List, right?? And last, but not least...I would love to meet Dragonforce! Who wouldn't???