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"Professional alcoholic with strong tendencies towards fun."
More about Jim
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More About Jim
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Schools (Other):
University Of Wisconsin Stevens Point
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College/University:
University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point, Attended 1986 - 1991, Class of 1991, Other
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Occupation:
Comedy Producer / Promoter
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, Fishing, Watersports, Champagne, Scuba Diving, Good vodka, Summer, Getting drunk in the middle of the day in an outdoor beer garden, Anything on a lake, Drinking, Lesbians, Travel, Jamaica, Good Times, Rubber Dick Toss
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Favorite Books:
Insomnia Steven King, Eyes of the Dragon Steven King, Intensity Dean Koontz, Midnight Dean Koontz, Dragon Tears Dean Koontz, Harry Potter, Without Remorse Tom Clancy
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Favorite Movies:
Arthur, Old School, Animal House, (sensing a pattern here?), Fight Club, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, Wizard of Oz, Pulp Fiction, Some Like It Hot, Forrest Gump, The Godfather, Seven, Nightmare Before Christmas, Where the Boys Aren't, Office Space, Napoleon Dynomite, What Do You Think?!?
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Favorite Music:
MC Solar, Jack Johnson, VanMorrison, The Doors, Jason Falkner, Coldplay, Frank Zappa
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends, Sopranos, Insomniac, Daily Show, Nip Tuck, Emeril, lots of cooking shows, Viva La Bam
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About Me:
Professional alcoholic with strong tendencies towards fun.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hot girls to make out with my wife Heather. Guys who are
cool with
their hot girlfriends making out with my
wife.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jim
gig in Rye, NY. Even among six hundred or so
rabid country/rock fans, he stood out
immediately. It might have been the
unmistakable smell of cooking sherry on his
breath, or the fact that he wasn't wearing
pants. We skipped the encore and retired to
the commodious backseat of his Nissan
Pulsar, where we pleasured each other,
Goodall-style. Heather -- you're a lucky
woman. My man f**ks like a Silverback.
train to dullsville. choo choo. all
aboard! ah crap, my nose is bleeding.
apparently the gods of fun don't
understand sarcasm.
this guy. He is funny, smart, sexy,
sophisticated, crazy, sweet, and
saucy! He loves to party, and he does
it correctly. Sometimes, when he's
really drunk, he pulls out his balls.
Just to show 'em off. He is endlessly
funny and even more relentlessly
patient. And he's hot! His penis would
astound you. It's huge and can last
forever. But too bad for you! I
married him and he's mine! Unless
you're a really hot chick. Then I
might share.
The bestest boss (and friend) a girl
could have !