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"I'm an actor in Los Angeles. What distinguishes me from the rest is that I am from a small tow... uh... that I lived in New..."
More about Ian
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Schools (Other):
Kent State University
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College/University:
Kent State University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre
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Occupation:
Actor
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Affiliations:
None. How sad.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Acting, Computers, Going out, Other
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Favorite Books:
Animal Farm would be . Also - 1984, The Dark Tower: The Wastelands, and To Kill a Mockingbird are up there
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Favorite Movies:
Indiana Jones is my hero. I like a good solid generic action movie and comedies are my favorites. I think my favorite comedy is Wayne's World.
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Favorite Music:
Rock music circa 1990 - Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots (pre "Scott Weiland gone berserk" era) and Soundgarden are four of my favorites. Also Cake, Barenaked Ladies, Disco, REM
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Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, Arrested Development. There's nothing else on these days that I really enjoy anymore.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I'm an actor in Los Angeles. What distinguishes me from the rest is that I am from a small tow... uh... that I lived in New Yor.... uh....
Perhaps I can better describe myself in a poem I wrote:
Trivial Pursuit
Sticking those pie wedges into that pie gives me such a sense of satisfaction
Ill take history
Who was the 14th president?
It was Abraham Lincoln
No, wrong, the answer was
Shut up about that answer, I scream!
Time to find another use for those pie wedges
In his eyes
I shove them deep
He is blind for challenging my answer
Anyone else want to play
Trivial Pursuit?
Awesome. Simply Awesome.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Attractive people or ugly people. Also average people. I have no patience for anyone else.
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surpasses that of any "natural history
museum" you may have encountered.
You ever see this guy ride a bus? I
have. Oh man, are you missing out!
OK, so like, you ever see that episode
of "Lost" where the blonde girl with the
flimsy personality gets asthma real bad,
and the Blues Traveler-looking guy
says "Dude!", so the doctor looks for
her inhaler, but they all think Sawyer,
who is this evil jerk with little motivation
for being an evil jerk, has the
medication and he's hiding it, so the
doctor yells at evil jerk, then the main
girl tries to ask nicely, then the Iraqi guy
tortures him with bamboo shoots in the
fingernails, then main girl kisses him,
but evil jerk doesn't have the inhaler, he
was just being an evil jerk saying he
had it, then Iraqi guy accidentally stabs
him, then the doctor saves him, but he's
still a jerk, then Japanese wife saves
sick girl with eucalyptus? Yeah, neither
did Ian.
Ladies love his h
states (both physical and mental). We
used to sketch each other with pastels
and charcoal and take relaxing
intimate walks on the beach. We ate
sumptuous candle-lit Italian dinners
together while discussing politics, life,
and the cosmos. Our favorite outings
were wine-tastings and Victorian
poetry readings. While he was in my
bedroom using my computer, I would
hide under my covers so I could smack
it without him noticing and we made
each other friendship bracelets and
sculptures out of Cherry Coke cans.
But seriously, Ian's GREAT.
Especially with his new hair cut.
You'd be lucky indeed to have a
friendster as good as Ian.