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      • katherine
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      • omg barry, OH MY GOD!
      • Nicholas
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        What the fuck?
        there's no way to limit myself like that,
        especially when the subject is mr. burst.
      • Galen
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      • Upon my realization that the floor of the
        cavern was in fact thin enough to tunnel
        through my electric torch failed.
        Casting about by the weak light of my
        Timex Indiglo I discovered that my
        fingers somehow changend into
        spatulate digging appendages. Rather
        than cry out in terror I made haste to
        remove a section of the soft loamy
        flooring, moving the earth at a rapid
        pace with my evolved hands. Suddenly
        without warning the whole cavern filled
        with an eerie whistling sound and the
        floor broke. I tumbled, idol and all,
        through the dark for what seemed like
        an eternity. From where I'm writing now,
        the velocity of my fall has ebbed to a
        gentle float and handy laptop computers
        drift along with me like jellyfish. A
        couple of days ago I chanced to notice
        a white and brown luminous cloud
        moving in the opposite direction. Soon
        it should be nearing, and I know with an
        unerring certainty that this energy nest
        contains a small sofa and Barry and we
        will probably have a drink and play
        cards.

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