Courtney Ashman

according to my father i graduated with honors and a degree in unemployment

Vet Tech (it's like being in gwar, w/o the music)

the national movement to release the kingston four.

terrible jokes, napping, sailors, puddin', romantis, biology, scandal, waiting for reagan to die, baby corn, ninjas, second base, comic books, zombies, robits, pirates, smoke bombs, giving the look, the fear, monkey's monkey's ted and alice

cash- johnny cash, franny and zooey, dubliners, the stranger, the cat inside, having a drink with shane mcgowen, monkey's on the interstate, the melancholy death of oyster boy, edward gorey, jane goodall, if chins could kill, as i lay dying, bell jar

harold and maude, anything with christopher walken (even, or should i say especially, the prophecy I, II, and III), kicking and screaming, wes anderson movies, say anything, horror movies, cry baby, pee wee's big adventure

johnny cash, billy bragg, the smiths, jonathon richman, the clash, the misfits, the sonics, leatherface, the ronettes, the w/ifs, the pogues, queen, david bowie, the cure, rites of spring, fugazi, billie holliday, the cramps, public enemy, stripper music

i didn't have a tv for five years then derik went and got cable and i gained 400lbs and now i wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Cancer

i had carpal tunnel release surgery and mass removed from
my left hand and now it looks like i have stigmata. also
the opening music from the television show unsolved
mysteries really freaks me out, like i pee a little. also
scary. . .amelia earhart, but i think we should stop
talking about her, she's probably listening.

your mama.