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"I live in Japan and teach English. Mainly I am here due to
a court order, but I really like sushi as well. My contract..."
More about Tom
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Occupation:
Teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
Cycling, music, art, travel
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Favorite Books:
Anything on tape. I just finished "How to become a speedreader in eight days" on tape and it rocked! Now I listen to all my books on tape in fast forward!!
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Favorite Movies:
Sorority Boys, because one time I met one of the lead actors, Michael rosenheimen. Somehow I could tell even then that he would make a great woman.
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Favorite Music:
anything with banjo and animal noises. I also like Miles Davis, the who, and Johnnyfuckingcash. Everything else is pure garbage and every musician I have known has been the kinda guy I wouldnt leave alone with my cat if you know what I mean. Freaks.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I currently live in Japan, or as I like to call it, "the abysmal media hell where TV sucks worse than the DMV". Two years ago I really liked Blind Date and that show with the bunny rabbit played by bobcat goldthwaite and that hotass redhead chic
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About Me:
I live in Japan and teach English. Mainly I am here due to
a court order, but I really like sushi as well. My contract
is up next August and they said I cant stay here, so I have
to find a way to work in another country so that the
Republicans wont get my money and use it to kill babies and
amputees. Cause that IS what they do.
Currently I am training for the Tour de France and carving
elegant spoon holders out of drift wood. Email me for specs
and prices on a "Tom Waggener spoon holder".
I have an ole lady. shes Scottish. Im after her lucky
charms.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I know a lot of people. I dont really need to meet anybody
else cause i have reached a cap on names I can remember,
and shit i can put up with. My friend wil told me to sign
up for this or else he would send the pictures to Ellens
husband big Dave. Sure, he lives in Arkansas, but big dave
is the kinda wound up redneck that would fly to japan to
rip me a new one over mowin his wifes lawn.
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type of guy to take nude pictures of
your sister, post them on the Internet
at "WilsSister.com and make a mint by
charging middle aged housewives
membership fees, then not loan you a
fiver for a pack of lucky's and a
beer.
He will, however, show you the
pictures for free.
I love him like the brother I never
had.
we drink together and talk about
Kentucky. I'm officially Pennsylvania,
but Tom doesn't seem to mind. One of
these days you'll have to play that
mandolin in public for us.
etc. IF you want any of these acronyms
defined, become my friendster so that I
can be the most popular person in the
world.