kasha boyakasha

telopea park school (canberra, australia), seoul international school (korea), jakarta international school (indonesia), a.y. jackson secondary school (ontario), american school of warsaw (poland), university of toronto (vols. I & II)

Brigham Young University, Attended - , Class of 2010, Ph.D., Christ and Shit

grad student/auto-invigilator/vermin-charmer/ skan

rote squirrel armee faktion, lovers of the shameful, the magic bullet appreciation society

squirrels, jewish shapes, comb-overs, finger foods, making de ladeez cry, krakow, friendster testimonials that don't mention buckwheat/grains, friendster testimonials that mention eating me, self-imposed celibacy, cultivating obsessions (my own/others'), ethnic condiments, naproxen and other painkillers, crying, serial killers, internalized heterophobia, smoking/not smoking, sir topham hatt, fingerbanging, wanting to offend pc thugs, german men, dreaming about german men and the autobahn, pet psychology and massage, barfing on erotica, hot sauce and garlic, food porn, being neutral, faux-jew, soup, my thermos, soup in my thermos, weed, the satisfaction of a job done (fuck "well done"), and fuck, i love quinoa. i went through a wheatberry phase but that shit don't hold a candle to the magic that is quinoa, being an honorary fag - continuing the tradition of "no girls allowed - except for kasha.", holding back, gentle hallucinations, eating my day's worth of sodium in one sitting

american psycho, l'etranger, monica's story, helter skelter, dsm-IV, frauen (germen women recall the third reich), who's who in nazi germany, danny the champion of the world, then again maybe i won't, blubber

riding the bus with my sister (actually, i couldn't sit through it but i need to find this on dvd), silence of the lambs, the passion of the christ (i haven't seen it yet, but mel gibson is sooooo hot), donnie darko, ghostbusters, office space, blazing saddles, mob movies: goodfellas, casino, the godfather (Iⅈ thanks a lot for ruining III, sofia coppola yes i'm talking to YOU), a bronx tale, carlito's way, rossenstrasse, the pianist, shoah, the wiz, spaceballs, deconstructing harry, manhattan murder mystery, labyrinth (only for evil david bowie), police academy (1-3), the jerk, the man with two brains, classic 80s flicks starring teri garr or diane keaton and featuring christopher cross songs with sub-titles that start with "theme from ..." like tootsie, mr. mom, baby boom..., up the creek, indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark (awesome nazi villians!), YELLOWBEARD, superman: the movie (1978), thomas the tank engine takes manhattan, embrace the darkness (a playboy production)

the sound of children not getting their way, laibach, fine young cannibals, amy grant & michael w. smith (less cock rock more CHRIST rock!), feist, lamb, hall & oates, neil diamond, kd lang, david bowie, the who, faith+1, queen, mary j. blige, willie nelson, highwaymen, roxette, music inspired by "the passion of the christ", magnetic fields, blue rodeo, fleetwood mac, scissor sisters, bessie smith, nina simone, danny michel, poison, the cars, the go! team, sigur ros, the postal service, godspeed you black emporer!, jeff buckley, isaac hayes' version of "walk on by", muse, joyce (http://www.bizarrerecords.com/sounds/joyce.mp3), death cab for cutie, sia, arcade fire, kruder & dorfmeister, zero 7, dj shadow, the supremes, manic street preachers, suede, aimee mann, corin raymond, motown, mash-ups, my well-entrenched grunge past, azure ray, dolly parton, cher, belle & sebastian, indigo girls (yes, i'll say it), whitney houston, kate bush, ron sexsmith, peter cetera, DUETS, david hasselhoff

700 Club, 100 Huntley Street, 7th heaven, [pbs]frontline, drawn together, golden girls, (r.i.p. six feet under), 24, mystery science theatre 3000, ANTM/AusNTM/BNTM. an obligation to watch CNTM, but hatred of it, the magic bullet infomercial. guack-a-mo-lee 4eva!

Taurus

i like biological determinism and long walks on the beach.

i'm a grad student with a bad habit of being insecure. don't let the fact that i study nazi history for a "living" put you off. i can give you a synopsis of wwII or america's next top model, take your pick. i get intimidated when it comes to meeting new people, but i'm actually very social. i just don't go out much anymore.

there are a lot of people i miss.

i get headaches quite a lot.
something to do with my allergies, my teeth, my intake of food, and the sun.

i don't watch much tv that i can't access by computer, but i know everything about celebrities. it's a rather unfortunate trait.

and i look at all kinds of friendster profiles...all the time....repeatedly...i think i already mentioned that i'm a student with a lot of procrastinating to do.

people who can drag me out of this damn dirty comfy shell i've built.
people who are struggling with their research and need to commisserate.
people who believe they've made mistakes.
people who don't mind sitting in front of the tv, often giggling, always cursing.
people who play board games lit by candles.
people who play 2 player video games.
people who want to make "nights" of watching weekly shows, like 24 or america's next top biotch

i'd also like to meet my doppelganger so i can tell her (?) that i'm all fat now and don't go out anymore, so people shouldn't be confusing us as much as they did.
eventually i would like to be back in a band. or start a Band Geek band where everyone plays the instruments they played in high school.

people who want to practise their yiddish!
people who want to sing duets!