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Schools (Other):
Bucknell, Montclair State
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College/University:
Montclair State University, Attended 1999 - 2001, Class of 2001, Master's Degree, British Lit
Bucknell University, Attended 1991 - 1995, Class of 1995, Bachelor's Degree, English
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Occupation:
English teacher
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Affiliations:
Gotham Girls Roller Derby (www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com)
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Hobbies and Interests:
alliteration, Amstel light, abundant anthropomorphism, books, Colonial Bakery, crocheting, dancing, daydreaming, dogwatching, drinking beer, eggplants, fashion, fiction, fish with bowties, furry stuff, GGRD, grammar, guinea pigs, literary criticism, llamas, Montague, Monterey Beach, napping, penguins, pillows, proper punctuation, shoes, shopping, sunrises, Wonder Woman, writing with fine point blue pens
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Favorite Books:
Lo-lee-ta (it even transcends alphabetical order), The Age of Innocence, The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man, Enduring Love, From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Middlesex, Rebecca, Sentimental Education, Troll: A Love Story, Women
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Favorite Movies:
The Age of Innocence, Alice in Wonderland, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Funny Face, Lolita (Adrian Lyne's version in 1997), Napolean Dynomite, The Princess Bride, Romeo and Juliet (the Zeferelli version), The Royal Tennenbaums, Secretary, The Sound of Music, Zoolander
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Favorite Music:
Chopin, Coldplay, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Gipsy Kings, Guns N Roses, Jackson 5, Modest Mouse, Prince, Radiohead, The Smiths, The Strokes
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Favorite TV Shows:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, anything on VH1
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About Me:
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