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Occupation:
Queen B*tch
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sleeping, Apples, Laying in the sun, Citronella, Napping, Sniffing ass, Seals, Dozing off, Peaches
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Favorite Books:
Memoirs of a Geisha, Hollywood Wives, She's Come Undone
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Favorite Movies:
Terms of Endearment, Beauty and the Beast, An Officer and a Gentleman, Secret Lives of Dentists, Body Heat, The Way We Were
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Favorite Music:
Tori Amos, Norah Jones, Natalie Merchant, Sarah McLaughlin, Sarah Brightman, Enya, Kelly Clarkson, Lita Ford
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Favorite TV Shows:
America's Next Top Model, Starting Over, Golden Girls, Regis & Kelly, Single in the City
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About Me:
I can drop it like it's hot!
http://thedlist.blogspot.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Fags
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and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar
having a cold drink when a good-
looking female Collie comes up to them
and says, "Whoever can creatively say
liver and cheese in a sentence can
have me." So, the Doberman quickly
says, "I love liver and cheese." The
Collie remarks, "That's just not good
enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate
liver and cheese." The Collie
remarks, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Chihuahua speaks
out, "Liver alone... cheese mine."
a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the
phone book for a gorilla removal
service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?"
the service guy asks? "Boy," is the
man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right
there", says the service guy.An hour
later the service guy shows up with a
stick, a Chihuahua, shotgun, and a
pair of handcuffs. He then gives the
man some instructions: "Now, Im going
to climb this tree and poke the
gorilla with the stick until he falls.
When he does, the trained Chihuahua
will bite the gorilla's testicles off.
The gorilla will then cross his hand
to protect himself and allow you to
put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the
shotgun?" The service guy replies, "If
I fall out of the tree before the
gorilla shoot the Chihuahua."
Beware of the Chihuahua guys!!!
ambition: to own a Chihuahua and name
it Lola.
and she uses pee pee pads like I do.
It's a damn shame we live 3,000 miles
away from one another cuz I'd love to
share a bowl of treats with you!
reason I wake up in the morning and the
reason why I go on in life. He's also the reason
why I yank my hoo-ha so much! Please don't
call PETA!