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"I have dog and a cat. I hate my job. I love my boyfriend. I want clean sheets and breakfast burritos every day. Also, it..."
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More About Kerri
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Schools (Other):
Haddonfield Memorial High, University of the Arts, Center Studio
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Occupation:
Creator of Crappy Television Programs
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Affiliations:
A Band of Pillaging Pilates Instructors
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Hobbies and Interests:
cleavers, chihuahuas, Steven, bakelite, meat, ebay, costumes, books, mermaids, vodka sodas, pilates, tattoos, unnerpanz, puppets, pirates, miniature food, kidney shaped pools, sno balls, plumbing and home repair
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Favorite Books:
The BFG, Ceremony, Beautiful Losers, The Hearing Trumpet, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Moon Palace, The Autobiography of King Henry the VIII, Origins of Movement, Hollywood Babylon, 100 Years of Solitude, Face Forward, Lolita, Flaming Carrot Comics
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Favorite Movies:
Untitled Jack Greenberg Project, Hiroshima Mon Amor, City of Lost Children, Splash, The Third Man, The Last Unicorn, Halloween, Pather Panchali, I Mad Man, The Gate, Pink Flamingos
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Favorite Music:
All the bands I've slept with
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Favorite TV Shows:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Nip/Tuck, Arrested Development
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About Me:
I have dog and a cat. I hate my job. I love my boyfriend. I want clean sheets and breakfast burritos every day. Also, it would be nice to never gain weight.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Whomever left their set list in my bed.
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Testimonials and Comments for Kerri
introduced me to John Wayne and the man
has been dead a quarter of a century.
WOW!
things that I would do. You should see the shots I
have of her in a bikini.
should know.
gay, and ChyChy really did turn me gay,
I think that Kerri has a good chance of
turning me straight. I mean... look at
the way she holds that dog. She could
hold me like that too you know.
me while I had a girlfriend and then I
hit on her when she had a boyfriend.
Now she's playing hard to get - which
sux cause she moves her mouth in
amazing ways
in the whole wide whirled. She checks
all of my ledders and correspondance
for spelling and grammer errors.
She's also really fun to have at the
office because she's always waring fun
dresses, like the pirate-waitress and
buxom melon ensembles. She's a fun
girl and always makes me laugh....at
her. She's so fabulous that if I was
straight, she'd turn me back to gayety!
frocks" without looking like a bad drag
queen.
tells you otherwise is a lying fink. If
we were hot-rod racing hooligans back
in the day, she'd totally be my second,
if we were airforce fighter pilots
she'd be my wingman and if we were
stars in the icecapades, she's the only
one I would trust not to drop me on my
head.