a rare and mythical creature of legend. reportedly
seen stumbling the streets at night with a bottle,
yelling at children and knocking over the elderly,
but no one can confirm this.
Sweet and dangerous, Melinda takes no
prisoners. She'll kick you with her
clogs, and dance in her own little
circle, flailing her arms in a running
motion. She'll call you out on all the
stuff you take for granted, and make
you feel a little less smart and a
little less alone. There is only one
Melinda. Thank God. God Damnit.
remember how you were going to change
your last name to hantout for my
birthday? thats still cool right?
you're not going to go back on your word
now cuz you got some boyfriend, right?
that would be soooo lame...
So I'm walking with Melinda one day in
Southie, and this scary group of Irish
Southie guys started yelling "Stone
Temple Pilots!!" and running at us. I
was scared. But Melinda threatened to
kick each and every one of their
asses. Then they ran away crying. I
guess Southie boys just aren't that
tough. The end.
Brandt is my sunshine, my only
sunshine. He makes me happy when skies
are grey. You'll never know, dear, how
much we love Brandt. Please don't take
my "Brandt-shine" away.
How do you solve a problem like
Melinda? How do you catch a cloud and
pin it down? How do you make it stay
and listen to what you say, how do you
catch a wave upon the sand?
Testimonials and Comments for Melinda
seen stumbling the streets at night with a bottle,
yelling at children and knocking over the elderly,
but no one can confirm this.
Classic Teen Movie from the early 90's starring
Hillary Wolf as the feisty heroine Laura?
Melinda can kick the shit our of her.
prisoners. She'll kick you with her
clogs, and dance in her own little
circle, flailing her arms in a running
motion. She'll call you out on all the
stuff you take for granted, and make
you feel a little less smart and a
little less alone. There is only one
Melinda. Thank God. God Damnit.
your last name to hantout for my
birthday? thats still cool right?
you're not going to go back on your word
now cuz you got some boyfriend, right?
that would be soooo lame...
Southie, and this scary group of Irish
Southie guys started yelling "Stone
Temple Pilots!!" and running at us. I
was scared. But Melinda threatened to
kick each and every one of their
asses. Then they ran away crying. I
guess Southie boys just aren't that
tough. The end.
sunshine. He makes me happy when skies
are grey. You'll never know, dear, how
much we love Brandt. Please don't take
my "Brandt-shine" away.
someone so much shorter than me?
Melinda? How do you catch a cloud and
pin it down? How do you make it stay
and listen to what you say, how do you
catch a wave upon the sand?