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I am sitting here, looking beautiful, and thinking about how to end the world
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"I play D&D. I talk about skill checks in real life. I have pterodactyls and I know how to use them. I think humans are..."
More about Jordan
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Schools (Other):
[Insert Snarky Remark Here]
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College/University:
Kenyon College, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Profanity in Tongues
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Occupation:
Makeshift Informer of Many Things, Feminist
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Affiliations:
The Justice League, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea
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Hobbies and Interests:
Social structure, evolution, myths, legends, and porn.
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Favorite Books:
Are all locked in a bookcase blocked by Fine Art.
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Favorite Movies:
Rear Window, The Royal Tenenbaums, L.A. Story, Napoleon Dynamite, Roman Holiday, Waking Ned Divine, Cinema Paradiso, Amelie, True Stories
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Favorite Music:
Belle & Sebastian, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Cure, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedys, Dismemberment Plan, Flaming Lips, PJ Harvey, Interpol, Joy Division, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Radiohead, Secret Machines, Sleater Kinney, Sonic Youth, Sugar, Talking Heads, Tom Waits, The White Stripes
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Favorite TV Shows:
Battlestar Galactica, What Not to Wear, Carnivale
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About Me:
I play D&D. I talk about skill checks in real life. I have pterodactyls and I know how to use them. I think humans are funny as a species; they also piss me off. I post on message boards, look for work, go for walks, bitch about wedding stuff, and swoon a lot when my fiance kisses me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who talk about poop. People whose D&D characters want to poop on my D&D character.
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to Jordan and James. I couldn't be
happier for the two of you and
know "mawwiage" will be a lovely lovely
adventure.
Walken, but has probably been in better
movies.
talk about poop. i think that's her way of saying
there is a poop void in her life. i filled that void for
a spell. i talk about poop often. she said hers
looked like darth vader. i recently color copied and
posted a one page article from this month's cosmo
girl about poo on the bulletin board at work. i'm
sure they are still puzzled because a. it's about poo
and b. no one is a teenager here. i think jordan's
parents went the freudian direction of celebrating
her bathroom wonders. that is why she is creative
and not anal retentive. and why she shares this
love of this topic of conversation. and one of many
reasons we are friends.
*ps. poo makes me write the longest of
testimonials.
blind and nobody knows what the fug is
going on. this creates an imaginary
arena for me to misbehave. and then
jordan comes along and says something
and i am surprised and humbled because
she was watching the whole time. the
lady KNOWS what's up. don't think she
doesn't.
to do with something that was
technically my generation and generally
something you called someone prior to
being hit or hitting them. Then I met
Jordan. Apparently its something to do
with music. I still don't understand it
but what I have discovered is that one
can be a complete geek and be the
coolest person on earth. Jordan taught
me this. She also taught me how to put
my manpon in, which is really getting
into some major fucking universal
metaphysics.
hostess, a strong and vital friend, and
has an enviable and inspirational
approach to living. I think we'll be
friends forever and I can't wait to see
what that means. More importantly, she
has porn and knows how to use it.