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"I've got insane plans that always seem to work out, a
crazy brain, and the determination to get everything i
want. I..."
More about ChrisHorrorShow
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Occupation:
reluctant hero/your straightedge wrestling legend.
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Hobbies and Interests:
hot rods, photography, martial arts, comic books, tattoos, general dorkiness, ghetto booty, giant Japanese robots, zombies.
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Favorite Books:
Astro City, Powers, Top 10, Savage Dragon, Milk & Cheese, DORK!, Blue Monday, and pro wrestling biographies.
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Favorite Movies:
What Dreams May Come, The Hudsucker Proxy, Unbreakable, Heavy, the Wanderers, Drunken Master 2, Surf Nazis Must Die, NO HOLDS BARRED....and a few others i'm sure i'm forgetting.
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Favorite Music:
Three Bad Jacks, the Misfits, Octaine Saints, Social Distortion, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy...but who cares? it's really all about the Spider Northern Lights Suplex.
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Favorite TV Shows:
i hate to admit it, but i have a weak spot for 'Blind Date' and 'Change of Heart'. Trading Spaces, Monster Garage, Family Guy
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About Me:
I've got insane plans that always seem to work out, a
crazy brain, and the determination to get everything i
want. I take pictures for a living, and as a hobby i
am the Richmond Lucha Libre pro wrestler known as
HorrorShow. Ask me about my plan to become president or
to just create my own nation for fun and profit.
100% RUDO
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Who I Want to Meet:
A technico to have awesome fueds with. Someone who can
engage me in conversation about Pre-Crisis DC
Supervillians. People to go to indy wrestling shows with.
Danielle Fishel or Natalie Portman. Girls with ghetto
booty.
AIM: cobraXclutch
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THINKING HE WAS A NIMROD. I was just
dreaming of the moment when i'd see him
in some tight spandex wrastlin with
another sweaty man in front of
hundreds of people. We still have to
get drunk and watch those videos. And i
still want to be the round one grrl
damnit! xoxo
Chris is the best thing ever. Even if
he has pictures of me naked that I've
*still* never seen. Bastard. I miss
you!
mirror and whispering "Who's yo' daddy?"
for wearing our Hardknockers Car Club
shirt INTO the wrestling ring...and
because he's got a cute itty-bitty
hamster (even if it is the devil's
spawn).
drug problems. This is because I just
look for an unemployed guy with lots of
charisma, rename him Horrorshow, and
push him to the moon. In real life,
Horrorshow is a straight edge assassin.
But if I ran a promotion, I'd still push
him to the moon and maybe he'd need to
turn to drugs after he gets sodomized by
Pat Patterson. Fucking carnies.
ghetto superstar), but man is he a sore
loser when it comes to putt putt! he
took out a giant plastic hippo with one
swing of his golf club, you should have
seen all the kids crying! these
incidents make me love him all the
more, such a passionate guy...
damn near nil, he is wicked
cyber-cuddly, being my uber-friendster
tough guy teddy bear sweetheart.
Plus he's a big strong wrasslin type.
I wish he would come sing for me but
I'll probably have to go watch him
wrassle first.
AWESOME! he is my personal body guard,
therapist, rva entertainment.. and so
much more... i love you chris.. and NO
i do not want you! i just want your
furry babies!