Job Brother

Live Oak Waldorf School, 參加 1986 - 1989, 年 1989

I once ate pizza on campus at UCSC. It was good; had fennel seed in the crust. Yeah. I feel weird talking about it. ...Darn. Now I feel weirdy. It is your fault, dear reader. You ruin everything.

I am marriage material.

If the lighting's right I'm told I bear a resemblance to Malcolm X.

Being the boss of you, running for President of the USA, gezoeter, denouncing my Gentile-ness, telling jokes in the middle of heated love-making, praying with my tongue-in-cheek, reading minds & keeping it to myself, het klagen over Nederlandse dranken.

V.Woolf, H.Miller, P.K.Dick, S.Rushdie, M.Proust, Rumi, Dostoyevsky, Doug.Adams, Los Bros. Hernandos, Kafka, W.Whitman, D.Sim, Billy Shakespeare, H.Ibsen, E.Gorey, E.Dickenson, C.Durang, Jack T.Chick, T.Ungerer. GOOPS & HOW TO BE LIKE THEM.

If you watch "Steamboat Willie" 108 times in a row you forget your own name. Did you know? I know it. And you hear it too, long after you run away.

The sound of an axe chopping something just over there... can't quite see it, but listen... hear that? It's what it sounds like anyway. Let's go take a look... Oh, c'mon, don't be scared! ...Wait - shh!........... I'm gonna go look. Wait here.

The 70's were a crazy, outlaw decade. As a child of 4, I was watching TV and saw this program that CLEARLY explained how women became pregnant. It had visuals, ok? That wouldn't of happened in Reagan's America. So I never, ever vote for him. Ever.

I think the best word to describe me is "scissors".

Rocks & Papers.
...okay, maybe just Papers.