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Occupation:
All-Purpose Monkey
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Affiliations:
Glide, ACLU
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Hobbies and Interests:
Eating, Fun, Monkeys
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Favorite Books:
Kafka, Tolkein, Gibson
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Favorite Movies:
Battle Royale, The Descent, anything with Zombies
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Favorite Music:
K-OS, DJ Assault, Badly Drawn Boy, Mr. Lif
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ali G, Simpsons, Family Guy
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm mostly me.
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dorky. When I first interviewed him
for a rotation in my group I was
scared by his hair style and the rock
n roll cloths... but we hired him
anyway and it turned out that he's not
so bad. :0) Jeffrey is cool. A smart
kid. He is always chilling and likes
to laugh (just like me). He lied about
me forcing him to write a long
testimonial but I'll forgive him
anyway. After all, all the REs lie to
survive.
often than once every 3 years or so!
See you in about 2 years?
groups, those who like to talk about
shit (and taking shits) and those who
don't, Jefferey would definately fall
in the former.
I've also heard a rumour that he was
named after the giraffe from Toys R'
Us, which I think is a prime example
of a self fufilling prophecy. I mean
just look at that picture, the poor
bastard didn't have a chance.
God's crazy human prototypes, created
specifically to study the effect of
psychotropic agents on the reptilian
brain, but fortunately never really
considered for mass production.
far away :(
steal elephants away from their proper
habitats, but for some reason we always
forgive him b/c we luv him tooo much ;)
outerspace. Things he likes about
earth include bears, puppies, and
sauerkraut. Despite his peculiar
tendencies, he gets along with
earthlings mostly due to his
charismatic personality and that
million dollar smile.
hang out with jeff for more than an
hour before he starts talking about a
porn movie.
of.. arm.. excercises. he's also got
mystical mental powers.. ask him about
how he learned to trick his body into
thinking it's warm even though it's
freezing cold out.