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Whitney Krieng

Female, 87, Married, Bismarck, NDMore

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Kova
Posted
Whitney's a beast in the sack :-)
Ladies... holla at this dude!

Kova
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What can I say about Whit? Good times
at Northwestern, good times at Penn...
hanging out with this is kid is a
guaranteed good time. My favorite thing
about Whitney is his ability to make me
feel better after I talked to him.
Never have I ended a conversation with
Whitney (whether on AIM, on the phone,
or in person) without a smile or a
giggle.

Did I mention that this heartbreaker
even had a Whitney fan club back in the
days of NU? It was INSANE! Everywhere
Whitney went, a herd of 3-4 giggling
girls followed. He'll deny it to this
day, but that's only because he's so
modest :-D!

I love this kid and the lucky lady who
steals his heart is gonna have some
heavy competition from me:-P ha ha j/k
I can't wait to see you again, stud!

YOUNG
Posted
Man-O-Man. Where do I even start with
this Tool? Hahaha! Every second that
I've known this monger, it's always been
fun and games. Without Whitney, my last
year at Penn would never have been so
enjoyable and memorable. I owe a lot to
this kid. Gosh..our Sandwich Brothers
missions, my fairy hand-twin, those 6 am
nights chatting on aim with Helen and
random girls..cutting and pasting our
convo's..pissing each other
off...pouring everclear into your pepsi
when you werent looking hahaha!!
desecrating HELEN Z WONG'S subprofile
with all our gooey man bits...and how
can I forget, our ingenious tutu-wearing
Mr/Ms PennAsia Mystery Guest
Performance? God, you were a riot..a
class-act and a half. I remember when we
were pulling that all-nighter for our
ballerina performance in my room .. as
soon as you fell asleep on my bed, I
took out the bananas and "toys" from my
closet. Before I could do anything to
you, you grabbed my bananas and air
freshners and started humping my bed and
front door. Oh God. I still have those
pictures. Oh, and remember when you were
shitting your pants right before our
performance at PennAsia? You had
stage-fright and were scared shitless.
At that moment, I looked at you, wearing
that pink Los Angelos size 0 t-shirt
with that bulge in your crotch and
couldnt stop laughing. Then, I got
serious, looked you in the eye and said
"You ass. We came this far, we cannot
turn back now. They will shit their
pants when they see your fairy ass
prancing around with that mutated bulge
as your crotch. Stop being a little baby
and let's do this. After the prep-talk,
you pranced your way out onto the stage,
where our audience awaited us. That's
when we made history. Ahahah. I still
can't believe we did that. But, dude.
Regardless of the fact that Im all the
way over here in Manhattan and you're
still in Philly, you will be one of my
greatest friends. You have one of THE
greatest sense of humors and are always
so much fun to be with. You're a very
bright kid, Whitney. I'm sure you'll
make hell of a gynecologist one of these
days. Dude, dont be shy -- drop by and
visit me in NYC and we'll have some fun :)