Thomas is a friend I've not talked to in a while... in a long while, as I am referring to him as Thomas. He uttered my two favorite quotes: 1) "I like the Catholic church; they don't care whether I'm having a good time or not -- I respect that." 2) "The only reason I'd read the Village Voice is if I were a dyke looking for a futon." I'm the only one who knows that Tom harbors a secret desire to make deeply personal films in Madrid.
"I'm the slowest porcupine in town, but
knowing that don't get me down, It's just
that they don't seeeee. So when they
blow that whistle, I move my little
bristle, 'cause theres nothing stopping
meeeeeee!" Pure unadulterated hillarity.
Thomas Lennon is my favorite thing on the
planet! Tom never says "Hurry up" when I'm
still getting ready to go out and he's been
ready for ages. He plays the guitar and helps
me pick out shoes. He can do any accent at
the drop of a hat and if your hat gets dropped
he'll be the first to swoop down and pick it up
for you. He always picks up lucky pennies too!
He's good at picking out things for me to
order at a restaurant and one time when I
needed him to he picked a little bitty buggie
out of my nose.You can nit pick if you want
about him being a neat nick but it's only a
bummer when you've spent hours making a
reduction sauce and he decides to help you
out in the kitchen by rinsing out the pans.
Tom would never pick on anyone quite the
opposite indeed but he did pick me up once...
and I thank my lucky cat every day that he's
never put me down. Do you remember being
like 7 and there was one kid that without
question was the neatest kid in school? Well,
imagine that guy is kick ball captain of the
planet and you're his very first team pick.
That's what it feels like to be me.
Thomas is probably the smartest
Russian spy I've ever met. Instead of
infiltrating the US Intelligence with
scare tactics and corrupt
maneuvering, he plans to take over
with Rock. He and his Rock cohorts
will Rock this nation to the
ground...every time...all the time.
Thomas Lennon is a masterpiece.
much like the statue david, except
he's not naked, not made of stone,
not named david, but they do have
one thing in common, and that's a
penis.
Tom knows what it is to shiver hungrily
in the dark north Wisconsin woods with
only a few boys and the idea of
claiming honor to keep him company.
Yes, he is Order-of-the-Arrow.
He was voted most likely to succeed by
the OPRF graduating class of '88. He
is funny, a great host, loyal friend,
keen wit and ocasionally (if you know
which of his buttons to press) his ears
will billow fourth a silvery smoke.
knowing that don't get me down, It's just
that they don't seeeee. So when they
blow that whistle, I move my little
bristle, 'cause theres nothing stopping
meeeeeee!" Pure unadulterated hillarity.
another man...with all my heart.
planet! Tom never says "Hurry up" when I'm
still getting ready to go out and he's been
ready for ages. He plays the guitar and helps
me pick out shoes. He can do any accent at
the drop of a hat and if your hat gets dropped
he'll be the first to swoop down and pick it up
for you. He always picks up lucky pennies too!
He's good at picking out things for me to
order at a restaurant and one time when I
needed him to he picked a little bitty buggie
out of my nose.You can nit pick if you want
about him being a neat nick but it's only a
bummer when you've spent hours making a
reduction sauce and he decides to help you
out in the kitchen by rinsing out the pans.
Tom would never pick on anyone quite the
opposite indeed but he did pick me up once...
and I thank my lucky cat every day that he's
never put me down. Do you remember being
like 7 and there was one kid that without
question was the neatest kid in school? Well,
imagine that guy is kick ball captain of the
planet and you're his very first team pick.
That's what it feels like to be me.
Russian spy I've ever met. Instead of
infiltrating the US Intelligence with
scare tactics and corrupt
maneuvering, he plans to take over
with Rock. He and his Rock cohorts
will Rock this nation to the
ground...every time...all the time.
L.A.", since then hundreds of
thousands have followed his lead..
much like the statue david, except
he's not naked, not made of stone,
not named david, but they do have
one thing in common, and that's a
penis.
in the dark north Wisconsin woods with
only a few boys and the idea of
claiming honor to keep him company.
Yes, he is Order-of-the-Arrow.
He was voted most likely to succeed by
the OPRF graduating class of '88. He
is funny, a great host, loyal friend,
keen wit and ocasionally (if you know
which of his buttons to press) his ears
will billow fourth a silvery smoke.