Michael

James Madison University, Attended 1989 - 1994, Bachelor's Degree, English/Theatre

actor/musician/clown for hire

robots made to serve man that, lamentably, and perhaps predictably, rebel.

all of the major biological impulses, writing songs, doing improv, having drinks, throwing up, hiding the fact that i've just thrown up and then having more drinks, running around turning people's t.v.'s on and off with a universal remote

sam shepard, alan watts, dostoyevsky, joseph campbell, faulkner, raymond carver, harry potter, james ellroy

bride of frankenstein, star wars, american movie, frank capra, hudsucker proxy, evil dead 2, seven samurai, night of the hunter, old horror movies, tarantino, singin in the rain, lord of the rings, the apartment, the graduate, the godfather(s), blade runner, taxi driver, jaws, bram stoker's dracula, david lynch, bringing up baby, life of brian, an american werewolf in london, alien, carrie, sunset boulevard, night of the living dead, ed wood. some like it hot, almost famous

tom waits, the kinks, the beatles, pavement, guided by voices, dylan, the who, wilco, johnny cash, broadcast, brahms, robert johnson, ella fitzgerald, gillian welch, sinatra (both frank and nancy, ) new pornographers, led zeppelin, brahms, et al.

the simpsons, snl, the daily show, mr. show, freaks and geeks, buffy the vampire slayer, food network

I'm a hoot.

You're a pill.